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primarylupine.bsky.social
Conservation of Anger Momentum
@primarylupine.bsky.social
Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.
It's still boned.

Ecks can stay down for all we care.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Al Gore warned us he'd do it...

And he controls the Al Gore Rhythm.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Looks like it's coming back up. At least FA is back. 🥳
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Not just Auckland. Down here in AZ, USA too. Most of the first posts about it going down were all in Japanese.
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I used FTP to download it, simply to avoid ever opening IE.
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Funny how they do these "live action" rehashes, yet never put them anywhere else. Never see it on merch, in character costumes, in projection show montages during fireworks or World of Color....
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Everyone involved in this should be bludgeoned with a sack of hard drives.

Early-90s ones.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Jensen's gonna have to liquidate his spatula hoard.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
My Googly speaker's main use is streaming KBAQ or KUSC 24/7. I keep the mic off, and only control it from a phone or tablet via text input.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I'm cry-laughing, and have potato salad in my nose. 🤣😂
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That the auto-mod labeled a gif of Curly of the Three Stooges performing a running spin on a rug says much about the aptitude of the safety team. 🤷🏽‍♀️
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Meh. I still main @firefox.com daily, on desktop and mobile. @vivaldi.com is my close second.

Neither of them has ever screamed at me after an update, which Opera did before I immediately uninstalled it.
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Meanwhile, grandma pays $100/mo to "Microwsoft Norton Antiwirus" based in Uttar Pradesh, and not a peep from the fraud protection department.
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
He already had experience with Bat Boy, while Hillary was getting railed by P'lod in the Lincoln Bedroom.

November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Operation Banged In The Ass By Operation Glory Hammer
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I was seriously in a "meh" mood about the trip, until I saw their billboard on the side of the 15, showing an M249 with "FIRE A REAL MACHINE GUN".
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Things pedophiles should experience once in their lives:

-Mechanical separation

-Rapid unscheduled disassembly

-Localized chemically-enhanced exothermic reactions

-Interruption of autonomous nerve functions through impact, or application of excess electron flow
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
They're bots, too.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
First and only time I went to Vegas, didn't spend a dime in a casino.

Blew all my cash on belts of ammo for the range at The Gun Store.
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM