Biker Mutt Emi
@priestessemi.bsky.social
"I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it."
Im really normal about Machines
30 It/its
MDNI
Im really normal about Machines
30 It/its
MDNI
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me, half an hour into the polycule meet:
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
me, half an hour into the polycule meet:
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open up your polycule skilltree. here you can spec into all kinds of upgrades to your polycule. you can start the 'everyone watches an episode of king of the hill together because they're too tired from work to fuck' pathway for two skill points.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
open up your polycule skilltree. here you can spec into all kinds of upgrades to your polycule. you can start the 'everyone watches an episode of king of the hill together because they're too tired from work to fuck' pathway for two skill points.
I got married today 💜
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I got married today 💜
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submissives will spending extraordinary amounts of time and effort on demonstrations of deep, servile devotion that truly stir your heart as a dominant and make you feel exalted, worshiped and adored, and it's beautiful that sometimes all it takes to repay that feeling in kind is jerking off to it
September 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
submissives will spending extraordinary amounts of time and effort on demonstrations of deep, servile devotion that truly stir your heart as a dominant and make you feel exalted, worshiped and adored, and it's beautiful that sometimes all it takes to repay that feeling in kind is jerking off to it
Also the lions won so that's neat too
Forget MTG. Organizing group hangouts to watch football and having int end in a spontaneous orgy is where it's at
September 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Also the lions won so that's neat too
Forget MTG. Organizing group hangouts to watch football and having int end in a spontaneous orgy is where it's at
September 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Forget MTG. Organizing group hangouts to watch football and having int end in a spontaneous orgy is where it's at
Wild that feeling this level of disappointment in the lions feels foreign now.
Anyways this game is rough.
FTP
Anyways this game is rough.
FTP
September 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Wild that feeling this level of disappointment in the lions feels foreign now.
Anyways this game is rough.
FTP
Anyways this game is rough.
FTP
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the microwave fills yuor food with gay thoughts until it explodes
January 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
the microwave fills yuor food with gay thoughts until it explodes
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I know we're all excited about him dying, but he has a wife and kids. They're even more excited and I hate to think of those shits smiling.
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I know we're all excited about him dying, but he has a wife and kids. They're even more excited and I hate to think of those shits smiling.
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NORTHERN LION: But it’s the anal shelf you gotta watch out for…. Don’t go past the anal shelf without a—uh- a flared base. Or some kind of (makes gesture) tugging rope, what do they call that? (reading) “What is the anal shel—“ BROO. Don’t! You can’t be doing depth play and not know about the shelf!
August 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
NORTHERN LION: But it’s the anal shelf you gotta watch out for…. Don’t go past the anal shelf without a—uh- a flared base. Or some kind of (makes gesture) tugging rope, what do they call that? (reading) “What is the anal shel—“ BROO. Don’t! You can’t be doing depth play and not know about the shelf!
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dom's do have a reason to wear a collar, and that reason is chaining your sub to you and watching the prey instinct in their eyes as they realize they can't get away, can't push you off, can't move you no matter how hard they pull
August 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
dom's do have a reason to wear a collar, and that reason is chaining your sub to you and watching the prey instinct in their eyes as they realize they can't get away, can't push you off, can't move you no matter how hard they pull
If I may flex for a moment.
650 of those miles were done in nonstop pouring rain on the highway.
Another 650 were done with a bruised rib, pulled shoulder, and COVID.
I feel like I could fight the gods on that bike
650 of those miles were done in nonstop pouring rain on the highway.
Another 650 were done with a bruised rib, pulled shoulder, and COVID.
I feel like I could fight the gods on that bike
August 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If I may flex for a moment.
650 of those miles were done in nonstop pouring rain on the highway.
Another 650 were done with a bruised rib, pulled shoulder, and COVID.
I feel like I could fight the gods on that bike
650 of those miles were done in nonstop pouring rain on the highway.
Another 650 were done with a bruised rib, pulled shoulder, and COVID.
I feel like I could fight the gods on that bike
Got to roadtrip the bike 2k miles over a week. Never felt so free in my life
August 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Got to roadtrip the bike 2k miles over a week. Never felt so free in my life
in the next 14 days I
-Move in with my partner
-Start a new job
- Start a long distance week long road trip on my motorcycle.
I'm both beyond excited and anxious
-Move in with my partner
-Start a new job
- Start a long distance week long road trip on my motorcycle.
I'm both beyond excited and anxious
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
in the next 14 days I
-Move in with my partner
-Start a new job
- Start a long distance week long road trip on my motorcycle.
I'm both beyond excited and anxious
-Move in with my partner
-Start a new job
- Start a long distance week long road trip on my motorcycle.
I'm both beyond excited and anxious
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*logs into spotify to listen to music*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
July 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
*logs into spotify to listen to music*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
Need more Mechsplo stories of handlers getting fucked over by their PMC or Corp. I wanna see a handler as mentally ruined as a Pilot but have to hide it and still go perform tasks and duties with the appearance of being in control
July 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Need more Mechsplo stories of handlers getting fucked over by their PMC or Corp. I wanna see a handler as mentally ruined as a Pilot but have to hide it and still go perform tasks and duties with the appearance of being in control
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The melt type pilot is when you take her out of the mech and place her gently between two pieces of bread with cheese and griddle her to a nice golden brown
July 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The melt type pilot is when you take her out of the mech and place her gently between two pieces of bread with cheese and griddle her to a nice golden brown
Last night I hit my GF across the face with a copy of WARHOUND during sex.
I think that's what the author intended.
I think that's what the author intended.
July 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Last night I hit my GF across the face with a copy of WARHOUND during sex.
I think that's what the author intended.
I think that's what the author intended.
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"I asked grok" "I asked ChatGPT"
yeah well I asked Gold Ship and she kicked me in the face
yeah well I asked Gold Ship and she kicked me in the face
July 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
"I asked grok" "I asked ChatGPT"
yeah well I asked Gold Ship and she kicked me in the face
yeah well I asked Gold Ship and she kicked me in the face
To her credit, she has been nothing but polite and caring to everyone she's met I've brought here. and I've even managed to move the needle on some of her views.
Having to live temporarily with conservative family the past bit has been weirdly enjoyable as I subject my grandmother to a never ending stream of weird Tgirls and challenge myself to see how much gay shit i can get away with.
July 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
To her credit, she has been nothing but polite and caring to everyone she's met I've brought here. and I've even managed to move the needle on some of her views.
Having to live temporarily with conservative family the past bit has been weirdly enjoyable as I subject my grandmother to a never ending stream of weird Tgirls and challenge myself to see how much gay shit i can get away with.
July 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Having to live temporarily with conservative family the past bit has been weirdly enjoyable as I subject my grandmother to a never ending stream of weird Tgirls and challenge myself to see how much gay shit i can get away with.
Showed up on my bike to impress a girl and I Slowly tipped over at a standstill in a parking lot and ate concrete in front of her
June 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Showed up on my bike to impress a girl and I Slowly tipped over at a standstill in a parking lot and ate concrete in front of her
Waking up hungover after a concert. I'm cooking her breakfast while she makes me coffee and plays 90s PS1 shopters.
We made it girls
We made it girls
June 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Waking up hungover after a concert. I'm cooking her breakfast while she makes me coffee and plays 90s PS1 shopters.
We made it girls
We made it girls
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People are like, "Wow, so the Supreme Court can just decide what medical care you get instead of you and your doctor?" Yeah man. That was Dobbs. They don't give a fuck about us, about precedent, the actual text of the law, the intent of the law, or anything else. The law is fake.
June 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
People are like, "Wow, so the Supreme Court can just decide what medical care you get instead of you and your doctor?" Yeah man. That was Dobbs. They don't give a fuck about us, about precedent, the actual text of the law, the intent of the law, or anything else. The law is fake.