I heard there was a secret post
that actually pleased the lord the most
but you don’t even have a tmblr,
do ya?

My iPod Classic (running with an SSD an 512GB) is now also wireless thanks to my new Jabra earbuds🤣

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

Know your slang: “Lit” is short for “literature.” It means “cool,” reflecting kids’ belief that literature is cool.

This is why you’ll sometimes hear kids saying “that’s so literature.”

1994: internet is ephemeral

2004: internet is forever

2014: only internet is forever. Print pubs and owning physical media are for idiots

2024: your favorite shows have been removed for tax breaks and private equity firms bought up the websites you worked for and deleted your entire life's work

The pain of different audio book narrators in one series and the different pronunciations of names

For the record and Mrs. DeSantis's information: I went to Iowa in 2000 and "took part in" (it's not a vote!) the Iowa Caucuses. I was charged with a felony.

www.nytimes.com/2004/01/07/o...

Do not go gentle into that good night

Absolutely bang on