President Musk-ateer the Puppeteer
@president-musky.bsky.social
I'm the richest man in the universe. Owner and puppet master of t-Rump. I am currently buying up the republicans in Congress with the money from my couch cushions. They're so cheap, suck a deal!
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social "China doesn't have the cards." <--- WRONG! Orange weirdo dipshit, China literally manufactured the cards!
April 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social "China doesn't have the cards." <--- WRONG! Orange weirdo dipshit, China literally manufactured the cards!
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social Last night on The Last Word, @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com gave t-Rump his new Saprano gangster name: "Donnie 2 Dolls" <--- LoL 😆
May 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social Last night on The Last Word, @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com gave t-Rump his new Saprano gangster name: "Donnie 2 Dolls" <--- LoL 😆
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social I have a couple of ideas for alternate Deliverance versions. Maybe we can get AI to make it so the hillbillies win or swap in Jon Voight to play the character that Ned Beatty plays in the movie 🎬 it would be TARIFFic
May 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social I have a couple of ideas for alternate Deliverance versions. Maybe we can get AI to make it so the hillbillies win or swap in Jon Voight to play the character that Ned Beatty plays in the movie 🎬 it would be TARIFFic
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social I have a couple of ideas for alternate Deliverance versions. Maybe we can get AI to make it so the hillbillies win or swap in Jon Voight to play the character that Ned Beatty plays in the movie 🎬 it would be TARIFFic
May 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Rafael "Ted" Cruz born in Canada is proof positive that the United States is NOT the only country that has birthright citizenship.
May 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Rafael "Ted" Cruz born in Canada is proof positive that the United States is NOT the only country that has birthright citizenship.
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social
I missed the part about the clip being Kid Rock, I'm like, who is this brilliant comedian riffing on MaGats?
After rolling it back come to find out it was Kid Rock.
Project much?
I missed the part about the clip being Kid Rock, I'm like, who is this brilliant comedian riffing on MaGats?
After rolling it back come to find out it was Kid Rock.
Project much?
May 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social
I missed the part about the clip being Kid Rock, I'm like, who is this brilliant comedian riffing on MaGats?
After rolling it back come to find out it was Kid Rock.
Project much?
I missed the part about the clip being Kid Rock, I'm like, who is this brilliant comedian riffing on MaGats?
After rolling it back come to find out it was Kid Rock.
Project much?
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @thebeths.bsky.social When he said he was going to lower prices, the red hat dipshit disciples thought groceries, what he is actually delivering is lower stock market prices.
#YouWereWarned #NowGoEatShit
#YouWereWarned #NowGoEatShit
April 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @thebeths.bsky.social When he said he was going to lower prices, the red hat dipshit disciples thought groceries, what he is actually delivering is lower stock market prices.
#YouWereWarned #NowGoEatShit
#YouWereWarned #NowGoEatShit
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @rudepundit.bsky.social @thebethk.bsky.social Wasn't it Bill Maher, who described the creature that discharged the after birth known as "Delta Tango" as an Orangatang?
April 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @rudepundit.bsky.social @thebethk.bsky.social Wasn't it Bill Maher, who described the creature that discharged the after birth known as "Delta Tango" as an Orangatang?
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social Doesn't the dipshit tariff China thing sound a lot like the beginning of Covid? Remember when he blocked flights from China but allowed flights from Europe. So they went to Europe 1st to US. Just like shipping to Vietnam 1st to avoid tariffs.
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social Doesn't the dipshit tariff China thing sound a lot like the beginning of Covid? Remember when he blocked flights from China but allowed flights from Europe. So they went to Europe 1st to US. Just like shipping to Vietnam 1st to avoid tariffs.
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social OMG! That clip of Pam Bondi crotch plunging dear leader, she said "U.S. Americans" and I immediately went back in time to 2007 when I saw this clip of this padgent contestant: youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?...
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
YouTube video by IRamzayI
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April 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social OMG! That clip of Pam Bondi crotch plunging dear leader, she said "U.S. Americans" and I immediately went back in time to 2007 when I saw this clip of this padgent contestant: youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?...
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I just love how the snowflake's ❄️ propagandist are trying to play up the Forcast for DC "it's going to be -5° degrees below zero" Here's the trick.....it's -5° degrees below zero Celsius, which In the real world is 23° Fahrenheit. He can't pack the mall. He already knows how to pack the capital.
January 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I just love how the snowflake's ❄️ propagandist are trying to play up the Forcast for DC "it's going to be -5° degrees below zero" Here's the trick.....it's -5° degrees below zero Celsius, which In the real world is 23° Fahrenheit. He can't pack the mall. He already knows how to pack the capital.
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I just love how the snowflake's ❄️ propagandist are trying to play up the Forcast for DC "it's going to be -5° degrees below zero" Here's the trick.....it's -5° degrees below zero Celsius, which In the real world is 23° Fahrenheit. He can't pack the mall. He already knows how to pack the capital.
January 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I just love how the snowflake's ❄️ propagandist are trying to play up the Forcast for DC "it's going to be -5° degrees below zero" Here's the trick.....it's -5° degrees below zero Celsius, which In the real world is 23° Fahrenheit. He can't pack the mall. He already knows how to pack the capital.
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When in Chicago, you must give "One Bad Hairpiece Plaza" the one finger salute🖕
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When in Chicago, you must give "One Bad Hairpiece Plaza" the one finger salute🖕
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social The one in the middle kinda resembles the little squeaker of the house without the "Do these make me look intelligent?" Eye glasses.
January 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social The one in the middle kinda resembles the little squeaker of the house without the "Do these make me look intelligent?" Eye glasses.
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@kiresists.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @thebethk.bsky.social I'm team Karen, The t-Rumplicans no longer see hypocrisy as a negative attribute. They wear it as a badge honor, an own the libs thing. I have family and friends that i wrote off, I'm done with them!
January 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@kiresists.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @thebethk.bsky.social I'm team Karen, The t-Rumplicans no longer see hypocrisy as a negative attribute. They wear it as a badge honor, an own the libs thing. I have family and friends that i wrote off, I'm done with them!
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social
Here's something totally unrelated to politics, The next time we're discussing colonoscopy prep on the show, I wanted to inform everyone that there's a new 24 tablet prep that you take with plain water. Much better!
Here's something totally unrelated to politics, The next time we're discussing colonoscopy prep on the show, I wanted to inform everyone that there's a new 24 tablet prep that you take with plain water. Much better!
January 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social
Here's something totally unrelated to politics, The next time we're discussing colonoscopy prep on the show, I wanted to inform everyone that there's a new 24 tablet prep that you take with plain water. Much better!
Here's something totally unrelated to politics, The next time we're discussing colonoscopy prep on the show, I wanted to inform everyone that there's a new 24 tablet prep that you take with plain water. Much better!
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So glad that all of the funnies are finely back on Monday like:
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social @cliffschecter.bsky.social @trexstasy.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social @cliffschecter.bsky.social @trexstasy.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
January 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So glad that all of the funnies are finely back on Monday like:
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social @cliffschecter.bsky.social @trexstasy.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social @cliffschecter.bsky.social @trexstasy.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
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Lock it in and rip the knob off!
So glad that all of the funnies are finely back on Monday like:
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social @cliffschecter.bsky.social @trexstasy.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social @cliffschecter.bsky.social @trexstasy.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
January 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Lock it in and rip the knob off!
Hey! He's my puppet, not pooton's puppet! I bought t-Rump for the bargain basement price of $300 million dollars and that phucker better stay bought!
December 28, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Hey! He's my puppet, not pooton's puppet! I bought t-Rump for the bargain basement price of $300 million dollars and that phucker better stay bought!
George, That's President "Temu Apartheid Guy" to you!
December 28, 2024 at 1:40 AM
George, That's President "Temu Apartheid Guy" to you!
Hoosier daddy? I am! Cuz I'm the richest man in the universe!
December 21, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Hoosier daddy? I am! Cuz I'm the richest man in the universe!
Now here's Rand Paul, he's the kind of guy I will dig through my couch cushions 🛋 to find a million or two to purchase him if he can make me the speaker of the house. I'll even buy him a new toupee to replace the combination random extension cords and pubic hair one he wears now.
December 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Now here's Rand Paul, he's the kind of guy I will dig through my couch cushions 🛋 to find a million or two to purchase him if he can make me the speaker of the house. I'll even buy him a new toupee to replace the combination random extension cords and pubic hair one he wears now.
LoL 😆!
December 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
LoL 😆!
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the word "titular" springs to mind.
stop it.
stop it.
December 20, 2024 at 3:52 AM
the word "titular" springs to mind.
stop it.
stop it.
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