President Musk-ateer the Puppeteer
@president-musky.bsky.social
I'm the richest man in the universe. Owner and puppet master of t-Rump. I am currently buying up the republicans in Congress with the money from my couch cushions. They're so cheap, suck a deal!
Now here's Rand Paul, he's the kind of guy I will dig through my couch cushions 🛋 to find a million or two to purchase him if he can make me the speaker of the house. I'll even buy him a new toupee to replace the combination random extension cords and pubic hair one he wears now.
December 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Now here's Rand Paul, he's the kind of guy I will dig through my couch cushions 🛋 to find a million or two to purchase him if he can make me the speaker of the house. I'll even buy him a new toupee to replace the combination random extension cords and pubic hair one he wears now.