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October 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

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April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The study will be overseen by Amber, a 33 year-old housewife from Huntington Beach who has an AA degree from Saddleback College.

Amber has 3 boys: Jaden, Kayden and Different Jayden. Her husband, Bret, once convinced her he got chlamydia from sitting on a riding mower at Lowe’s. She is a Scorpio.
BREAKING: The CDC has announced plans to study connections between vaccines and autism, despite extensive research debunking the conspiracy theory.
RFK Jr.’s Anti-Vax Views Officially Take Hold at CDC
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is launching a study on vaccines and autism.
newrepublic.com
March 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Instead of doing something simple and effective, why not do a very a complicated form of a nothing that hands a loaded gun to your opposition? That's the Democrat Promise
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Feb 20
Hochul is set to announce that she will not invoke her authority to force Adams out at this time, according to sources familiar with the governor’s decision. Instead, she'll unveil new bills that will increase oversight of the mayor’s office (via @gothamist.com).
Gov. Hochul won't remove NYC Mayor Adams from office, sources say
Hochul will instead unveil a new plan that would expand Albany’s oversight of the mayor’s office.
gothamist.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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