Microwaved Brisket
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Graham Platner is a stereotypical horseshoe theory leftist.
1. Was a guard at Abu Ghraib for the Marines.
2. Left the Military and went to work as an Assassin for Blackwater.
3. Had a literal Nazi tattoo for 18 years and only covered it up when it went public.
Bluesky Leftists: "My man!"
1. Was a guard at Abu Ghraib for the Marines.
2. Left the Military and went to work as an Assassin for Blackwater.
3. Had a literal Nazi tattoo for 18 years and only covered it up when it went public.
Bluesky Leftists: "My man!"
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Mark Kelly: "I said something that was pretty simple and non-controversial, and that was that members of the military should follow the law. In response to that, Trump said I should be executed, I should be hanged ... it says a lot more about him than it says about me. I'm not going to be silenced."
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Mark Kelly: "I said something that was pretty simple and non-controversial, and that was that members of the military should follow the law. In response to that, Trump said I should be executed, I should be hanged ... it says a lot more about him than it says about me. I'm not going to be silenced."
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Are we looking at our first totally bald president?
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Are we looking at our first totally bald president?
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I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
Sydney Sweeney is a barely passable Butterface who can’t act.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sydney Sweeney is a barely passable Butterface who can’t act.
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Has he never seen Karate Kid?
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Has he never seen Karate Kid?
WHY DO YOU KEEP QUOTE POSTING WITH REPLIES DISABLED INSTEAD OF JUST REPLYING?
Was Kyrie a “toxic moron” here in Dallas?
Did the mavs go further in the playoffs than they had in a while? Were mavs fans upset about getting Kyrie? Did I miss something??
Did the mavs go further in the playoffs than they had in a while? Were mavs fans upset about getting Kyrie? Did I miss something??
Because he wanted AD instead of Luka, because he's a toxic moron who inevitably turns every locker room he inhabits into a cancer ward.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
WHY DO YOU KEEP QUOTE POSTING WITH REPLIES DISABLED INSTEAD OF JUST REPLYING?
I too, like to quote post instead of just reply directly, like an absolute choad huffer.
Yes Kyrie said let’s trade a once in a lifetime player and be the worst team possible…
Do you think maybe Kyrie had a hand in that decision?
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I too, like to quote post instead of just reply directly, like an absolute choad huffer.
Saw this today in traffic.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Saw this today in traffic.
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Of course these pardons are really about signaling to members of the current administration that are criming, “keep going, i got you”
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Of course these pardons are really about signaling to members of the current administration that are criming, “keep going, i got you”
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Hell/heaven is their reward system. They don’t give two fucks about the living.
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hell/heaven is their reward system. They don’t give two fucks about the living.
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“Easy to throw. Easier to love”
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Easy to throw. Easier to love”
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Anecdotes don't count in elections.
Did you tell him it's not just a bad tattoo, but the actual SS insignia worn by the guards at Auschwitz?
And it's been reported he knew as early as 2012 what it was?
The polls show a huge drop in his support in less than a week.
Did you tell him it's not just a bad tattoo, but the actual SS insignia worn by the guards at Auschwitz?
And it's been reported he knew as early as 2012 what it was?
The polls show a huge drop in his support in less than a week.
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Anecdotes don't count in elections.
Did you tell him it's not just a bad tattoo, but the actual SS insignia worn by the guards at Auschwitz?
And it's been reported he knew as early as 2012 what it was?
The polls show a huge drop in his support in less than a week.
Did you tell him it's not just a bad tattoo, but the actual SS insignia worn by the guards at Auschwitz?
And it's been reported he knew as early as 2012 what it was?
The polls show a huge drop in his support in less than a week.
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Utah, get me two
I'm not sure I can think of anything funnier than using the term "point-blank range" to refer to the throwing of a sandwich.
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Utah, get me two
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You prefer the guy with the nazi tattoo over AIPAC wow I wonder what that means!
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You prefer the guy with the nazi tattoo over AIPAC wow I wonder what that means!
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Very possible. Then he walked around for nearly 2 decades and no Marine or other person told him the true meaning … until just this year. Sure Jan.
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Very possible. Then he walked around for nearly 2 decades and no Marine or other person told him the true meaning … until just this year. Sure Jan.
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"establishment Dems" including people like me who were getting excited about Platner right up until we found out he had a fucking Nazi tattoo...
These people are not serious people.
These people are not serious people.
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"establishment Dems" including people like me who were getting excited about Platner right up until we found out he had a fucking Nazi tattoo...
These people are not serious people.
These people are not serious people.
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Subtle clarification... he thought it attracted too much bad press. That's why he got it covered up.
All indications are that he thought it was pretty rad, and that we're a bunch of pussies for obsessing over it.
All indications are that he thought it was pretty rad, and that we're a bunch of pussies for obsessing over it.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Subtle clarification... he thought it attracted too much bad press. That's why he got it covered up.
All indications are that he thought it was pretty rad, and that we're a bunch of pussies for obsessing over it.
All indications are that he thought it was pretty rad, and that we're a bunch of pussies for obsessing over it.
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this is evil
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
this is evil
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The right: why won’t y’all have more kids?
Also the right: fuck your starving kids
Also the right: fuck your starving kids
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The right: why won’t y’all have more kids?
Also the right: fuck your starving kids
Also the right: fuck your starving kids
I'm more concerned with the sost she replied to from the braindead racist zionist with the Genocide Flag in his profile than the stupid response about "Vanity"
This is the most insane response to a normal post I've ever seen
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm more concerned with the sost she replied to from the braindead racist zionist with the Genocide Flag in his profile than the stupid response about "Vanity"
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The Supreme Court’s majority right wing indicated in oral arguments that they think racism is over on the same day that the vice president defended the “I love Hitler” guy, and that the NYT reported that the current administration plans to accept only white, English-speaking refugees.
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Supreme Court’s majority right wing indicated in oral arguments that they think racism is over on the same day that the vice president defended the “I love Hitler” guy, and that the NYT reported that the current administration plans to accept only white, English-speaking refugees.