Judge Fedd
@porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social
400+ pounds of sentient bear hug. 40, He/him. Trans rights, free Palestine, Black Lives Matter. 🏳️🌈 🔞
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Did you know I can eat up to 35lbs of food?
March 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Did you know I can eat up to 35lbs of food?
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Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
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Come to daddy and get to work under the blanket 😈
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Come to daddy and get to work under the blanket 😈
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Happy Hump Day!
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Happy Hump Day!
Tummy Tuesday: Conference edition. Yes I did wait until everyone else had left the room to photodocument myself being an absolute chonk in a shirt that was definitely not this tight last time I wore it 🥴
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tummy Tuesday: Conference edition. Yes I did wait until everyone else had left the room to photodocument myself being an absolute chonk in a shirt that was definitely not this tight last time I wore it 🥴
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kinda heavy..
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
kinda heavy..
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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Forgot to post this here. Geez I look wide af.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Forgot to post this here. Geez I look wide af.
Why yes it is laundry day, what gave it away?
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Why yes it is laundry day, what gave it away?
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Currently beached on the couch…but contemplating something sweet.
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Currently beached on the couch…but contemplating something sweet.
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God I love paddle boarding so much. I really want to organize a fat and/or queer paddle out next year.
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
God I love paddle boarding so much. I really want to organize a fat and/or queer paddle out next year.
Oof. May have overdone it on the munchies this evening 😮💨
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Oof. May have overdone it on the munchies this evening 😮💨
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another trip around the sun 🎂
March 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
another trip around the sun 🎂
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s his day.
I seem to have somehow pulled a muscle in my taint and I am in hell. Do I push ahead with deadlifts tonight, risking further injury and prolapsing? Or do I play it safe by staying home, smoking a joint, and binge eating? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion
October 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I seem to have somehow pulled a muscle in my taint and I am in hell. Do I push ahead with deadlifts tonight, risking further injury and prolapsing? Or do I play it safe by staying home, smoking a joint, and binge eating? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion
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Had a little accident with the beard trimmer but I think it turned out fine
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Had a little accident with the beard trimmer but I think it turned out fine
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Only jocks I wear are the comfy ones
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Only jocks I wear are the comfy ones
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Still in time for Tummy Tuesday!
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Still in time for Tummy Tuesday!
And it’s not just for bottoms!! HPV can spread through any exchange of bodily fluid—including oral sex and maybe even just making out. Even if you already have HPV, the vaccine can still reduce your likelihood of getting HPV-related cancers and reduce the likelihood of spreading the infection.
You bottom pigs have got to talk to your primary care about the HPV vaccine if you haven’t already. Please do this for yourself and your fellow pigs. 🙏 🐷
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
And it’s not just for bottoms!! HPV can spread through any exchange of bodily fluid—including oral sex and maybe even just making out. Even if you already have HPV, the vaccine can still reduce your likelihood of getting HPV-related cancers and reduce the likelihood of spreading the infection.
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You bottom pigs have got to talk to your primary care about the HPV vaccine if you haven’t already. Please do this for yourself and your fellow pigs. 🙏 🐷
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You bottom pigs have got to talk to your primary care about the HPV vaccine if you haven’t already. Please do this for yourself and your fellow pigs. 🙏 🐷
Here’s me doing some weekend warrior ish because workouts don’t count unless you selfie, right? 💪
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Here’s me doing some weekend warrior ish because workouts don’t count unless you selfie, right? 💪