Judge Fedd
@porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social
400+ pounds of sentient bear hug. 40, He/him. Trans rights, free Palestine, Black Lives Matter. 🏳️🌈 🔞
What can I say, I like to keep it tight. And by “it” I do mean my entire wardrobe
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What can I say, I like to keep it tight. And by “it” I do mean my entire wardrobe
Tummy Tuesday: Conference edition. Yes I did wait until everyone else had left the room to photodocument myself being an absolute chonk in a shirt that was definitely not this tight last time I wore it 🥴
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tummy Tuesday: Conference edition. Yes I did wait until everyone else had left the room to photodocument myself being an absolute chonk in a shirt that was definitely not this tight last time I wore it 🥴
Why yes it is laundry day, what gave it away?
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Why yes it is laundry day, what gave it away?
Oof. May have overdone it on the munchies this evening 😮💨
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Oof. May have overdone it on the munchies this evening 😮💨
A triptych of memes that perfectly encapsulates the last time we had a heated imaginary argument in the Silly Little Game, can’t wait to see what happens this time
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A triptych of memes that perfectly encapsulates the last time we had a heated imaginary argument in the Silly Little Game, can’t wait to see what happens this time
Here’s me doing some weekend warrior ish because workouts don’t count unless you selfie, right? 💪
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Here’s me doing some weekend warrior ish because workouts don’t count unless you selfie, right? 💪
My brain: (be normal be normal be normal be normal)
Also my brain:
Also my brain:
October 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My brain: (be normal be normal be normal be normal)
Also my brain:
Also my brain:
I mean…it’s not the fit I expected, but I’m not totally opposed 😌
October 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I mean…it’s not the fit I expected, but I’m not totally opposed 😌
Him: you better not be cunty Beetlejuice when I get home
Me:
Me:
October 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Him: you better not be cunty Beetlejuice when I get home
Me:
Me:
I’m pretty sure I’ve used this in response to you before and I hate to be a broken record but you keep making it relevant 🫠
October 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m pretty sure I’ve used this in response to you before and I hate to be a broken record but you keep making it relevant 🫠
No thank you I do not need more Challenges™️ at the moment
October 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
No thank you I do not need more Challenges™️ at the moment
A fat pad feature? On Tummy Tuesday and NOT Fatboy Friday?! My god I really have no respect for internet custom, do I. It would be terrible if you bullied me about it, I’d sure hate that 👀👉👈
October 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A fat pad feature? On Tummy Tuesday and NOT Fatboy Friday?! My god I really have no respect for internet custom, do I. It would be terrible if you bullied me about it, I’d sure hate that 👀👉👈
This is what just happened to me when you asked me to get back into an MMO
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is what just happened to me when you asked me to get back into an MMO
Woke up in one of the top 10 most comfy states ever and the fact that nobody’s rubbing my belly and fat pad is really the only thing keeping it from top 3
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Woke up in one of the top 10 most comfy states ever and the fact that nobody’s rubbing my belly and fat pad is really the only thing keeping it from top 3
Got caught taking up a lot of space at the gym by @growingbrovine.farm and the rationale for finally getting a “wide load” tattoo continues to mount
(I did a completely different routine to avoid being humiliated by him and @mrmeatwagon.bsky.social as they squatted and deadlifted a Prius)
(I did a completely different routine to avoid being humiliated by him and @mrmeatwagon.bsky.social as they squatted and deadlifted a Prius)
September 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Got caught taking up a lot of space at the gym by @growingbrovine.farm and the rationale for finally getting a “wide load” tattoo continues to mount
(I did a completely different routine to avoid being humiliated by him and @mrmeatwagon.bsky.social as they squatted and deadlifted a Prius)
(I did a completely different routine to avoid being humiliated by him and @mrmeatwagon.bsky.social as they squatted and deadlifted a Prius)
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS
September 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS
Dang when did I get so soft? Real shame nobody’s got their face pressed into all this while I eat donuts 😮💨
September 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Dang when did I get so soft? Real shame nobody’s got their face pressed into all this while I eat donuts 😮💨
Took this and was like “damn, the shoulder/trap pump from this morning is really sticking around” and then I remembered I did triceps this morning, not shoulders 🥴
September 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Took this and was like “damn, the shoulder/trap pump from this morning is really sticking around” and then I remembered I did triceps this morning, not shoulders 🥴
C-can I have his number
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
C-can I have his number
I give you: tumbus on TumTues as is tradition, with a side of blep
September 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I give you: tumbus on TumTues as is tradition, with a side of blep