thinking about "Brother Lobo," a Twitter user with an ancient warrior avatar who said we need to defend objective beauty, but turns out he wears vibram five fingers

Physically I’m now in sweatpants until Friday, mentally I’m now in sweatpants until January

If the West Virginia National Guard, or any National Guard unit, was not there, it wouldn't have happened. This is manufactured chaos and another deflection to Trump and company tearing this country apart. 1500 there now and 500 more going in. Why?

This is now Russia, period. Wake up MAGA Congress!

He didn't want to be a team player. You wanna cluck your own way too, buddy? Maybe we'll see how well you fly too. No? You're gonna play ball?

After that meeting, I'm never playing poker against Zohran Mamdani.

pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.

Nothing says “man of the people” like adding gold trim and a shiny sign outside the Oval Office. Somewhere, Marie Antoinette is whispering, “tone it down.”

"I could smell the onions and mustard"

I didn’t expect to wake up this morning to find a documentary in meme format about my life…

I know it’s a Saturday in September because the group text of all my fellow middle aged dads is focused on how much we all loathe Pat McAfee.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

I remain baffled by his career — unfunny on SNL (where his biggest contribution was constantly breaking during sketches), bland as hell on late night, just a talentless suckup

I don’t have two wolves inside me, I have Frog and Toad and they are both snackish and very sleepy at all times

You know it’s not the heat so much as it is the unyielding atmospheric stress and relentless legacy pressure to feel the same way you did 30 years ago when the things you were promised for a lifetime of hard work still existed

Sorry I meant humidity” I hate autocorrect 🙄

They were just calling their factories plantations and using slurs when I bought my mine.

My immediate reaction to this is an increased desire to see the Epstein Files released.

I think in our case we need to take it up to Diderot levels. #NoKings