Kelly T
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Kelly T
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Here because I'm trying to escape from Meta.
The only way to keep from crying is laughing, and I'm dangerously low on laughter.
March 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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unfortunately true 👇
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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DOGE lists 1,125 canceled contracts, claiming $7.2 billion in savings—but many were already completed, meaning no money was actually saved. In fact, 417 contracts saved $0, and another 51 added up to less than $1 million.

Misinformation spreads fast—sharing to set the record straight.
February 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Boy, oh boy, leaving NZ is going to be HARD. And we just got here!
February 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is actually a very comforting thought. I want this on a t-shirt.
We rise and tomorrow there will be more of us! ✊
February 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Spent some time out #hunting
February 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hey, so I'm kinda tired of living in unprecedented times.
February 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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filing taxes right now feels like trying to make a deposit at a bank that’s in the process of being robbed
February 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”

The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Get me outta this hellhole.
January 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Help
January 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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ICE info…
January 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Never used Twitter, but I'm here to attempt to get away from Meta. Here's my dog tax.
January 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM