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pongomeus.bsky.social
@pongomeus.bsky.social
Thinking monkey, gamer, history lover
December 24, 2023 at 12:25 PM
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waiter: I'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined

me: run it again

waiter: I ran it three times

me [to date]: omg this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?

her: no problem! [grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close] he said run it again
December 4, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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The newly-launched Cybertruck comes with a free ice scraper for the front windshield and a free pedestrian scraper for the front bumper.
December 1, 2023 at 11:51 AM
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Her exasperation is understandable however as Calvin mentioned in the previous strip he's done the groundwork.
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 27, 2023 | GoComics.com
November 27, 2023
www.gocomics.com
November 28, 2023 at 1:48 AM
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This painting of a slug by 18th century Japanese painter Nagasawa Rosetsu is my very favorite thing today
November 27, 2023 at 11:23 PM
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[Doing a crossword]

Me: German philosopher, 4 letters. Can you think of one?

Wife: Kant

Me: No, nor me
November 26, 2023 at 1:06 PM
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A halloween cartoon for New Scientist 🧪
October 30, 2023 at 12:06 PM
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It’s finally happened 🐄 🌙
November 25, 2023 at 9:44 AM
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Vegasus-kun, a psychedelic unicorn, is the mascot of Vegas Vegas Pachinko Parlor in Shinjuku, Tokyo.
November 26, 2023 at 2:22 AM
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Good Morning! 🖤
November 23, 2023 at 7:49 AM
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Saw a turkey while out on a walk today, couldn’t look it in the eye.
November 23, 2023 at 12:00 PM
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The grey triggerfish (Balistes capriscus) is a species of ray-finned fish in the triggerfish family, Balistidae.
November 19, 2023 at 3:32 PM
November 19, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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You and I
Should poetry
Together

I mean fuck

#poetry
November 19, 2023 at 2:13 AM