me: run it again
waiter: I ran it three times
me [to date]: omg this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?
her: no problem! [grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close] he said run it again
me: run it again
waiter: I ran it three times
me [to date]: omg this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?
her: no problem! [grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close] he said run it again
Me: German philosopher, 4 letters. Can you think of one?
Wife: Kant
Me: No, nor me
Me: German philosopher, 4 letters. Can you think of one?
Wife: Kant
Me: No, nor me