Not only will the social media ban bring in national ID by stealth, it ALSO won't get rid of all the pervasive private ID verification services that cropped up for its absence.

Spend 20 minutes in Commonwealth myID for Facebook and then jump over to Tiktok and login with Mastercard Identity Check™

Never been more convinced about 👁️ involvement because why does Nestle have an opinion about this

I'm sorry I know I have an account here but I'm still death riding Twitter until the party is actually over. I'm too stubborn to let it go until I'm basically forced to.

Jez Cameron is the only convincing man in the Maccas ads

Watching competitive woodchopping and I respect these men more than any athlete alive

Thank you Russell Brand

Richard Ayoade is proof that every British person is suspect until proven otherwise

Me and my mates would have beat the Down Down hand with hammers I’ll tell you that much for free

Jasmine Garner you will always be famous!!!!

Thinking about how Fox Footy did my short king Bevo dirty on the telecast before the game

oh no i left a bottle of red wine open on the back porch last night and now ive got Tim Freedmans from The Whitlams crawling everywhere

I like this place. Maybe I’ll post several years of increasingly concerning and erratic thoughts on here.

Boys want one thing and it’s building critical infrastructure

Just made my all time best bowl of steel cut oats (no pic)

Catching a limited express V/Line from regional VIC to Southern Cross that arrives exactly six minutes before your Metro service home: one of the most satisfying public transport experiences to exist

why the hell would I want to "build up my following on here" like on twitter. I used twitter to sling hot takes for rent money and make friends in my 20s, I got a job and a husband and a baby off twitter. I won. why would I need to act like I'm back at the starting line again, bitch I am retired

you are a fucked blue rat creature whose opinions on current events are worthless to me

you guys are scold posting about how you think I forgot Jack’s a dumbass. baby I don’t give a shit I’m here to fucking hang out

What if we kissed in the Barbie street taco van 🥹👉👈