Eleanor Robertson
@marrowing.bsky.social
business analyst (marxist-leninist)
I find it very funny that one of the main aus maternity clothing brands is called ripe. I know they mean like a fruit or whatever but every time I read it I'm like yeah, because pregnant and postpartum women fucking STINK. this bitch is RIPE (fanning my hand in front of my nose)
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I find it very funny that one of the main aus maternity clothing brands is called ripe. I know they mean like a fruit or whatever but every time I read it I'm like yeah, because pregnant and postpartum women fucking STINK. this bitch is RIPE (fanning my hand in front of my nose)
I can't believe smoking is cool and cheap again years after I quit. thinking of all that time I spent paying out the ass for expensive darts and sitting by myself in deserted smoking areas makes me sick to my stomach
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I can't believe smoking is cool and cheap again years after I quit. thinking of all that time I spent paying out the ass for expensive darts and sitting by myself in deserted smoking areas makes me sick to my stomach
love this scene where scully thinks mulder has been perpetrating slasher murders and she’s just like, Fuck my stupid chungus life
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
love this scene where scully thinks mulder has been perpetrating slasher murders and she’s just like, Fuck my stupid chungus life
happy Halloween!!!
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
happy Halloween!!!
9 weeks pregnant.... time to eat instant noodles until I feel sick, then eat more instant noodles
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
9 weeks pregnant.... time to eat instant noodles until I feel sick, then eat more instant noodles
Theo: I’m mummy and you’re Theo
me: ok. I’m Theo. I love sharks and dinosaurs and mummy and daddy. and I love going to the park
Theo: I’m mummy. it’s time to go and buy some crabs
me: ok. I’m Theo. I love sharks and dinosaurs and mummy and daddy. and I love going to the park
Theo: I’m mummy. it’s time to go and buy some crabs
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Theo: I’m mummy and you’re Theo
me: ok. I’m Theo. I love sharks and dinosaurs and mummy and daddy. and I love going to the park
Theo: I’m mummy. it’s time to go and buy some crabs
me: ok. I’m Theo. I love sharks and dinosaurs and mummy and daddy. and I love going to the park
Theo: I’m mummy. it’s time to go and buy some crabs
It’s my boy’s first time at the big sheep nuts
October 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It’s my boy’s first time at the big sheep nuts
when are they going to invent a sunscreen pill :( I've been wearing sunscreen every day for a few years now and it actually decreases my quality of life in a significant way :(
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
when are they going to invent a sunscreen pill :( I've been wearing sunscreen every day for a few years now and it actually decreases my quality of life in a significant way :(
Trying to teach him to smile in photos
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Trying to teach him to smile in photos
Reposted by Eleanor Robertson
Telling Kevin Rudd that you don’t like him and demolishing a heritage building is maybe Trump living my dream?
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Telling Kevin Rudd that you don’t like him and demolishing a heritage building is maybe Trump living my dream?
it’s taken two and a half years but I think Theo is finally beginning to understand that if he closes his eyes, water will not get into them in the bath
October 20, 2025 at 7:22 AM
it’s taken two and a half years but I think Theo is finally beginning to understand that if he closes his eyes, water will not get into them in the bath
god first trimester is the pits. I sleep 9 hours at night, have to have a mandatory 2 hour nap during the day, and I just feel like the walking dead. it feels like my mitochondria have stopped working, like I lack energy on a cellular level. I am a zombie
October 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
god first trimester is the pits. I sleep 9 hours at night, have to have a mandatory 2 hour nap during the day, and I just feel like the walking dead. it feels like my mitochondria have stopped working, like I lack energy on a cellular level. I am a zombie
kid at the park: hey guys! who wants to play baby seal? it’s a really interesting game, someone has to die! (pointing at other kid) today that’s gonna be you!
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
kid at the park: hey guys! who wants to play baby seal? it’s a really interesting game, someone has to die! (pointing at other kid) today that’s gonna be you!
just ate a ludicrously greedy serving of pasta alfredo for breakfast. so this is my second pregnancy announcement
October 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
just ate a ludicrously greedy serving of pasta alfredo for breakfast. so this is my second pregnancy announcement
a lot of people really think you can park in no stopping zones if you put your hazards on
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
a lot of people really think you can park in no stopping zones if you put your hazards on
theo: what's this?
me: a packing pellet
theo: where does it come from?
me: the packing pellet factory
theo (delighted): the packing pellet factory!! oh my gosh!! it come from the packing pellet factory. hooray!
me: a packing pellet
theo: where does it come from?
me: the packing pellet factory
theo (delighted): the packing pellet factory!! oh my gosh!! it come from the packing pellet factory. hooray!
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
theo: what's this?
me: a packing pellet
theo: where does it come from?
me: the packing pellet factory
theo (delighted): the packing pellet factory!! oh my gosh!! it come from the packing pellet factory. hooray!
me: a packing pellet
theo: where does it come from?
me: the packing pellet factory
theo (delighted): the packing pellet factory!! oh my gosh!! it come from the packing pellet factory. hooray!
I hate the smoking man, I hate him with my life, he does not leave mulder alone
October 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I hate the smoking man, I hate him with my life, he does not leave mulder alone
will you let him touch the owl?
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
will you let him touch the owl?
bluey has appeared before the local magistrates court on charges of grievous bodily harm after she mauled an elderly woman at coles
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
bluey has appeared before the local magistrates court on charges of grievous bodily harm after she mauled an elderly woman at coles
where do I go to follow the funny problematic people on here, sorry but you are all really boring weepy shitlibs
September 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
where do I go to follow the funny problematic people on here, sorry but you are all really boring weepy shitlibs
I was doing toddler cuddle patter with Theo today and I was like “where’d you get these cute little feet” and he looked me dead in the eye and said “I got them from the barbecue shop”
September 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I was doing toddler cuddle patter with Theo today and I was like “where’d you get these cute little feet” and he looked me dead in the eye and said “I got them from the barbecue shop”
this morning theo woke up and said "my have a bottom. do you have a bottom? daddy has a bottom. and... tony soprano [his soft toy bunny] has a bottom too"
September 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
this morning theo woke up and said "my have a bottom. do you have a bottom? daddy has a bottom. and... tony soprano [his soft toy bunny] has a bottom too"
nothing generates novel toddler stances like being excited the aunties have come to visit
August 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
nothing generates novel toddler stances like being excited the aunties have come to visit
When I was pregnant with Theo I was on an antihypertensive that’s only used in pregnancy and it was in global shortage. Rupert (genius) had the idea to try Castlecrag pharmacy because no women of childbearing age live there. Their stock was old and dusty but they always had it hahahahaha
August 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
When I was pregnant with Theo I was on an antihypertensive that’s only used in pregnancy and it was in global shortage. Rupert (genius) had the idea to try Castlecrag pharmacy because no women of childbearing age live there. Their stock was old and dusty but they always had it hahahahaha
great news everyone: I am unilaterally declaring that it is now summer in Sydney. I am wearing a tank top 🌺🌞🥬👙🕶️⛱️
August 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
great news everyone: I am unilaterally declaring that it is now summer in Sydney. I am wearing a tank top 🌺🌞🥬👙🕶️⛱️