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PoissonCake
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I love a salad with fuckn leaves in it cmon. I have 5 cats.
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This is like Kendrick vs. Drake except I don't have a Kendrick to root for.
June 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Man it sucks having a concussion. I cant even remember to piss before I leave the house. What the fuck.
May 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Its such a waste to be hot AND sad
May 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Picture of me with my microSD EXPRESS card 👍🏻

@andycortez.cool
May 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Lowkey been working on the railroad all da live long day
March 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I see jayvik everywhere it's no even funny anymore
March 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Good morning logging on
March 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is the best post on bluesky to date and i refuse to elaborate.
March 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
All she needs to be happy is just a lap.
March 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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maybe if you shove the cilantro up your ass
March 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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🗣️🗣️🗣️SOUTH FLORIDA✨🏝️🐊✨
Just a few days away!!!!

And u can grab yr tickets now! The magic of 2025. Buying tickets advance for a VFW hall show LMAO

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March 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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BATMAN: It appears the perpetrator robbed a fertility clinic. But who? And why?
A NEW GUY BATMAN RECENTLY MET NAMED “GUS LINGKUM”: Yes, how curious!
February 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I need to follow funnier people. Any recs?
February 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I hate it when I go to wipe my ass and my finger breaks through the tp and goes straight up the hole repeatedly over and over and over. Definitely need some different tp. Keeps happening.

Yeah this one definitely should be skeeted into the void.
February 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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He looks like a well-loved soft toy
January 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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You won't believe this. My team and I make this show called SciShow that works hard to be rigorous and accurate while also being appealing and entertaining.

We reach a LOT of people every year with episodes about crabs and neutrinos and gender and cancer and vaccines.

It's great, I love it.
January 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Kitty fast food nails with 3d sculpted pickles.
January 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 4:05 AM