Bird
@plutosrose.bsky.social
30s | she/her | minors DNI | dueling PhD | aspiring gym bro | multifandom garbage bin | fanfic writer
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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Three examples of pastels featuring trees.
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Three examples of pastels featuring trees.
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We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
hey guys what's up I lost my job today
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
hey guys what's up I lost my job today
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
experiencing my annual delusion of becoming a video essayist
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
experiencing my annual delusion of becoming a video essayist
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Fandom truly is so much of subjecting yourself and your passions to the dumbest and most poorly socialized kids who wanted good grades in English class
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Fandom truly is so much of subjecting yourself and your passions to the dumbest and most poorly socialized kids who wanted good grades in English class
I saw an attack ad repeatedly that was Abigail Spanberger saying people should make their own choice on who to vote for AG. The ad ends being like "see she won't endorse Jay Jones because of the text messages!"
Meanwhile I'm sitting on my couch like what text messages what does this even mean
Meanwhile I'm sitting on my couch like what text messages what does this even mean
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I saw an attack ad repeatedly that was Abigail Spanberger saying people should make their own choice on who to vote for AG. The ad ends being like "see she won't endorse Jay Jones because of the text messages!"
Meanwhile I'm sitting on my couch like what text messages what does this even mean
Meanwhile I'm sitting on my couch like what text messages what does this even mean
What are we even doing here man
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What are we even doing here man
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This is like when they send 3 henchmen to try and take out John Wick
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is like when they send 3 henchmen to try and take out John Wick
The craziest part of the EA buyout to me is the number of comments I've seen from Sims players who seem to have just discovered what Saudi Arabia is yesterday
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The craziest part of the EA buyout to me is the number of comments I've seen from Sims players who seem to have just discovered what Saudi Arabia is yesterday
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
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ugh I think one of the gems I ate for lunch might've been a soul prison, tummy feels weird
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
ugh I think one of the gems I ate for lunch might've been a soul prison, tummy feels weird
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children
Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda
Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy
Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me
Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda
Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy
Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me
September 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children
Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda
Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy
Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me
Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda
Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy
Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me
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I've made Playgrounds only require 4 pieces of equipment, and no longer require sinks and Toilets, but also made many more items count towards that total, as well as encouraged kids to use items like Slip and Slides, Snow Piles, and even Homework!
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Playground Overhaul | Waffle's Mix-Ins
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September 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I've made Playgrounds only require 4 pieces of equipment, and no longer require sinks and Toilets, but also made many more items count towards that total, as well as encouraged kids to use items like Slip and Slides, Snow Piles, and even Homework!
www.patreon.com/posts/139286...
www.patreon.com/posts/139286...
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
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i want a girl with a short dirk
and a looooooooong dagger
*sick beat guitar riff*
and a looooooooong dagger
*sick beat guitar riff*
September 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i want a girl with a short dirk
and a looooooooong dagger
*sick beat guitar riff*
and a looooooooong dagger
*sick beat guitar riff*
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Ezra Klein isn’t theorizing Charlie Kirk. He is theorizing politics. And he is saying that Charlie Kirk’s brand of white supremacy was a good way of doing politics.
I hope you all recognize now that Ezra is a total fucking ghoul
I hope you all recognize now that Ezra is a total fucking ghoul
September 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ezra Klein isn’t theorizing Charlie Kirk. He is theorizing politics. And he is saying that Charlie Kirk’s brand of white supremacy was a good way of doing politics.
I hope you all recognize now that Ezra is a total fucking ghoul
I hope you all recognize now that Ezra is a total fucking ghoul
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The issue is not whether regular people will know why these flags are at half mast but that the state and its leaders know who Kirk is and decided to lower the flags in the first place.
September 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The issue is not whether regular people will know why these flags are at half mast but that the state and its leaders know who Kirk is and decided to lower the flags in the first place.
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now