Pluto
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Nuerodivergent as hell
Ace
Voice actor
Big fan of Dragons
DO NOT trust me around children. I will teach them to swear. (This is ur Parental Guidance warning)
Nuerodivergent as hell
Ace
Voice actor
Big fan of Dragons
DO NOT trust me around children. I will teach them to swear. (This is ur Parental Guidance warning)
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Turns out raw dogging the outside world on a 30 minute walk helps you feel a lot better
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Turns out raw dogging the outside world on a 30 minute walk helps you feel a lot better
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thank god woke is coming back
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
thank god woke is coming back
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"You didn't come down here to do the minimum did you"
I came down here to do less than that actually.
I came down here to do less than that actually.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"You didn't come down here to do the minimum did you"
I came down here to do less than that actually.
I came down here to do less than that actually.
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woah plot twist
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
woah plot twist
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You never notice how good the design of Lego minifigs are until you put them next to their Funko Pop counterpart. They're similar in many ways, but Lego just has better priorities.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You never notice how good the design of Lego minifigs are until you put them next to their Funko Pop counterpart. They're similar in many ways, but Lego just has better priorities.
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it sucks that a couple of younger dragons tried out a short fling or two with adventurers last century it means that every two-bit bard thinks his magic cock will render my millennia of hatred and resentment safe for handling and earn him and his groupies in full-plate a fat coinpurse
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
it sucks that a couple of younger dragons tried out a short fling or two with adventurers last century it means that every two-bit bard thinks his magic cock will render my millennia of hatred and resentment safe for handling and earn him and his groupies in full-plate a fat coinpurse
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Those in need of food encouraged to line up outside Mar-a-Lago gates either for leftovers from Trump party or to be disappeared by ICE agents, depending on skin color and party affiliation.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Those in need of food encouraged to line up outside Mar-a-Lago gates either for leftovers from Trump party or to be disappeared by ICE agents, depending on skin color and party affiliation.
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Trump just shared a viral hoax from a satire site ( Obama was receiving royalties from Obamacare ).
The disclaimer explicitly reading: "If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
He believed it.
He shared it with millions of people.
The disclaimer explicitly reading: "If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
He believed it.
He shared it with millions of people.
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Trump just shared a viral hoax from a satire site ( Obama was receiving royalties from Obamacare ).
The disclaimer explicitly reading: "If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
He believed it.
He shared it with millions of people.
The disclaimer explicitly reading: "If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
He believed it.
He shared it with millions of people.
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It’s just a very photogenic angle-
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s just a very photogenic angle-
two days till darktide class announcement...
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
two days till darktide class announcement...
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Dragonoid highwayman - " I've asked, don't make me force you."
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dragonoid highwayman - " I've asked, don't make me force you."
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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