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music, comedy adjacent, doing my best he/him
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heads up, I got a message from @johnchrisp.bsky.social running the "What would you do with 5,000 dollars?" scam. It should go without saying, but don't give any info to these people.
tagging bsky users with a "rude" tag is hall monitor level nonsense
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
tagging bsky users with a "rude" tag is hall monitor level nonsense
I was trying to get a piece of poop off my cat's ass with a paper towel, and ended up with it stuck to my hand. Well, I guess it's time to go back to bed.
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I was trying to get a piece of poop off my cat's ass with a paper towel, and ended up with it stuck to my hand. Well, I guess it's time to go back to bed.
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Nearly 1/2 way through the month and I have a grand total of... 6 new sign-ups.
My patreon's been steadily decreasing since May of last year so it's hard not to be discouraged by it.
I really do work so hard on it on top of my waitressing job so just giving it a try for a month really helps me.
My patreon's been steadily decreasing since May of last year so it's hard not to be discouraged by it.
I really do work so hard on it on top of my waitressing job so just giving it a try for a month really helps me.
I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.
To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.
Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.
http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.
Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.
http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
June 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Nearly 1/2 way through the month and I have a grand total of... 6 new sign-ups.
My patreon's been steadily decreasing since May of last year so it's hard not to be discouraged by it.
I really do work so hard on it on top of my waitressing job so just giving it a try for a month really helps me.
My patreon's been steadily decreasing since May of last year so it's hard not to be discouraged by it.
I really do work so hard on it on top of my waitressing job so just giving it a try for a month really helps me.
grilled burritos and sandwiches fuck SO HARD.
March 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
grilled burritos and sandwiches fuck SO HARD.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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these are the names of young Black men who were "found dead" after the Ferguson uprising following the murder of Michael Brown in 2014. Edward Crawford Jr. is in the famous image below. his death was ruled a suicide.
our gov't is not new to silencing activists. the least we can do is remember them.
our gov't is not new to silencing activists. the least we can do is remember them.
March 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
these are the names of young Black men who were "found dead" after the Ferguson uprising following the murder of Michael Brown in 2014. Edward Crawford Jr. is in the famous image below. his death was ruled a suicide.
our gov't is not new to silencing activists. the least we can do is remember them.
our gov't is not new to silencing activists. the least we can do is remember them.
i feel like we all know one person that collects those Old Navy 4th of July t-shirts.
January 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i feel like we all know one person that collects those Old Navy 4th of July t-shirts.
this could potentially be a twitter alternative if it wasn't just four accounts posting at all times. i check in maybe twice a month and i haven't missed anything
January 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
this could potentially be a twitter alternative if it wasn't just four accounts posting at all times. i check in maybe twice a month and i haven't missed anything
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The Gaza death toll has risen to more than 45,800 Palestinians amid Israel's continued bombardment of the besieged enclave since October 7, 2023, says the health ministry.
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January 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Gaza death toll has risen to more than 45,800 Palestinians amid Israel's continued bombardment of the besieged enclave since October 7, 2023, says the health ministry.
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If that fucking scumbag had put people over profit, we wouldn't be celebrating his death. He put shareholder payouts and his own bonus over millions of human lives and we are supposed to feel bad at the loss of the one who made the decision?
December 4, 2024 at 11:42 PM
If that fucking scumbag had put people over profit, we wouldn't be celebrating his death. He put shareholder payouts and his own bonus over millions of human lives and we are supposed to feel bad at the loss of the one who made the decision?
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United healthcare CEO Brian Thompson won’t see your jokes about his assasination (because he’s dead and in hell) but your insurance company CEO friends might…
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 PM
United healthcare CEO Brian Thompson won’t see your jokes about his assasination (because he’s dead and in hell) but your insurance company CEO friends might…
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ACAB includes chief executive officers
December 4, 2024 at 7:27 PM
ACAB includes chief executive officers
in honor of my cat that i lost years ago on dec 3rd, i'm ready to start some shit today
December 3, 2024 at 9:43 PM
in honor of my cat that i lost years ago on dec 3rd, i'm ready to start some shit today
you've never voted for DT but you still use his god awful reaction gifs? why? you couldn't find another one?
December 3, 2024 at 9:34 PM
you've never voted for DT but you still use his god awful reaction gifs? why? you couldn't find another one?
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There's an A/I labeler here that will tell you if an account uses A/I pictures
bsky.app/profile/aimo...
bsky.app/profile/aimo...
bsky.app
November 26, 2024 at 10:07 AM
There's an A/I labeler here that will tell you if an account uses A/I pictures
bsky.app/profile/aimo...
bsky.app/profile/aimo...
heads up, I got a message from @johnchrisp.bsky.social running the "What would you do with 5,000 dollars?" scam. It should go without saying, but don't give any info to these people.
December 3, 2024 at 6:56 PM
heads up, I got a message from @johnchrisp.bsky.social running the "What would you do with 5,000 dollars?" scam. It should go without saying, but don't give any info to these people.
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I just printed out my name change paperwork. I JUST PRINTED OUT MY NAME CHANGE PAPERWORK
November 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I just printed out my name change paperwork. I JUST PRINTED OUT MY NAME CHANGE PAPERWORK
don't forget that you can mute words on here, just like you can on the other thing.
November 20, 2024 at 6:46 AM
don't forget that you can mute words on here, just like you can on the other thing.
i get to get away from the house for a few hours in a few days, i can't wait.
November 20, 2024 at 6:38 AM
i get to get away from the house for a few hours in a few days, i can't wait.
cool user count, stop deleting Palestinian accounts.
November 16, 2024 at 8:53 PM
cool user count, stop deleting Palestinian accounts.
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pikachu gets the scratchies
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 PM
pikachu gets the scratchies