matt
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if you think a platitude is meaningless
noted dumbass
noted dumbass
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September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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another take from Politics Gene Chizik
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
another take from Politics Gene Chizik
leg day ass-pirational
this goes from praising Hurts to then just suddenly wiping it all away because "he throws in stinkers from time to time" followed by name checking three guys who have thrown in stinkers on some of the biggest stages! Weird stuff
September 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
leg day ass-pirational
Atlanta ppl please keep an eye out - my bike was cut off the cable lock this past weekend
September 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Atlanta ppl please keep an eye out - my bike was cut off the cable lock this past weekend
they are exorcising ghosts in Tallahassee
August 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
they are exorcising ghosts in Tallahassee
prepare yourselves everyone, microsoft just released another infuriating update to teams
July 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
prepare yourselves everyone, microsoft just released another infuriating update to teams
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I listened to the new Lil Wayne album…
June 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I listened to the new Lil Wayne album…
My college roommate thought people drew trees like puffballs because no one could see individual leaves
May 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My college roommate thought people drew trees like puffballs because no one could see individual leaves
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“You can’t get a margarita at 8:30 am”
Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
May 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“You can’t get a margarita at 8:30 am”
Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
I think going to the bar and putting Int’l Players Anthem on the touchtunes would fix me
April 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I think going to the bar and putting Int’l Players Anthem on the touchtunes would fix me
Welcome back, 18 years old legal drinking age?
BREAKING: The federal Department of Transportation is now threatening to cut funding from states who refuse to comply with Trump's wishes around issues like DEI and immigration.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
US warns states they could lose transportation funding over immigration, DEI policies
The Trump administration said Thursday states could lose federal transportation funding over failing to cooperate on federal immigration enforcement efforts or for diversity, equity, and inclusion programs.
www.reuters.com
April 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Welcome back, 18 years old legal drinking age?
gsp’s bucket list pit maneuver
Limbs and organs exploding out of this thing in a highway crash like Sonic's rings
April 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
gsp’s bucket list pit maneuver
One of the better futures is that in 2080 a 5th grader draws a fart cloud on this picture in their history textbook
Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era
January 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
One of the better futures is that in 2080 a 5th grader draws a fart cloud on this picture in their history textbook
Bobby Petrino, your momma told me you’re recruiting an end the size of a damn bus
January 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Bobby Petrino, your momma told me you’re recruiting an end the size of a damn bus
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The Lowe’s is filled with sons And tiny old women pointing at things
December 23, 2024 at 8:03 PM
The Lowe’s is filled with sons And tiny old women pointing at things
watch this drone stuff just be updated lidar scans and they’re trying to figure out the best way to say “well, we were scanning y’all, but not like that”
December 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM
watch this drone stuff just be updated lidar scans and they’re trying to figure out the best way to say “well, we were scanning y’all, but not like that”
absolutely roasted their non-ass
Was this half-billion-year-old wrinkled sack with no anus, previously believed to be our earliest ancestor, actually a baby penis worm? defector.com/was-this-hal...
Was This Half-Billion-Year-Old Wrinkled Sack With No Anus, Previously Believed To Be Our Earliest Ancestor, Actually A Baby Penis Worm? | Defector
Researchers wondered how a bag with a mouth but no anus could have moved around its environment or managed to eat.
defector.com
December 9, 2024 at 4:56 PM
absolutely roasted their non-ass