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matt
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if you think a platitude is meaningless

noted dumbass
There’s no way the fan just called DK his government name. Look at the women’s reactions next to him, he said something that gets your ass beat
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Plenty of room for Mike’s typewriter
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
no one cared about Hamnet until he became Night Hamnet
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Which Jordan
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Douthat looks like someone who would live like a samurai on purpose
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
They got me
November 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I think he pins the edge of the coat with his fingertip but the rest is still flapping over the glove
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
it’s ableist to expect me not to return your emissary’s head in a little box
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
c-suite finishing academy
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s from the Dune backstory. They destroyed all the computers bc AI was an abomination of the human mind or something like that
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
our cool deacon was a former journo who had fanon on his office bookshelf, their do not play levels are extremely underrated
October 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
September 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I inadvertently saw them do Alien a couple years ago, it was great
September 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Out there they hunt from the ridgeline right? So 200 yards is something they would practice for anyways
September 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
and deprive you the experience of driving out of town on Airport??
September 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
what’s Bill’s postgame presser like if It Happens during the game
September 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Airplane or Blazing Saddles
August 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM