average boygirl
@plixe.bsky.social
unfortunately until this dumbass website lets you have private accounts no one see any particular identifying or inflammatory thoughts here. oppressing me.
June 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
unfortunately until this dumbass website lets you have private accounts no one see any particular identifying or inflammatory thoughts here. oppressing me.
the 300 character limit is really important to me
June 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
the 300 character limit is really important to me
on some serenity prayer shit rn wrt virus everyone has atm that seems like it would only ruin my life specifically due to my unfortunate genetics. it is obviously stressing me out and its frustrating for a fear to be rational and still have to try ignore it bc it’s normal. watching anime on valium
June 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
on some serenity prayer shit rn wrt virus everyone has atm that seems like it would only ruin my life specifically due to my unfortunate genetics. it is obviously stressing me out and its frustrating for a fear to be rational and still have to try ignore it bc it’s normal. watching anime on valium
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E.T., the desperate gnome, came to Earth to observe our diseases
May 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
E.T., the desperate gnome, came to Earth to observe our diseases
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the bottom of the barrel has the best stuff. you're gonna want to get in there and scrape for sure
April 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the bottom of the barrel has the best stuff. you're gonna want to get in there and scrape for sure
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middle aged men love to hand you their unlocked work phone and leave, and otherwise leave you at the computer in room alone for extended periods with their work emails on screen.
April 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
middle aged men love to hand you their unlocked work phone and leave, and otherwise leave you at the computer in room alone for extended periods with their work emails on screen.
the thing about having 50-100 weird man coworkers that you meet and interact with 1-on-1 is that you can start to make associations and sort them into categories based on traits. you are all my little funko pops…I am out here creating entirely new horoscopes based on Guys.
April 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
the thing about having 50-100 weird man coworkers that you meet and interact with 1-on-1 is that you can start to make associations and sort them into categories based on traits. you are all my little funko pops…I am out here creating entirely new horoscopes based on Guys.
tradies who are nerds are saying shit like “I’ll reconvene with you, bro”
April 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
tradies who are nerds are saying shit like “I’ll reconvene with you, bro”
I fear I am talking too honestly with my coworkers recently but I did get to hear the story of last time guy was under a house his apprentice screamed and he thought he had been shocked. he was actually being attacked by a rat that had crawled up into his pants via the leg hole. very funny
March 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I fear I am talking too honestly with my coworkers recently but I did get to hear the story of last time guy was under a house his apprentice screamed and he thought he had been shocked. he was actually being attacked by a rat that had crawled up into his pants via the leg hole. very funny
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oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
March 12, 2024 at 6:29 PM
oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
community guerrilla gardening project except it’s just a bunch of people hobby tunnelling on public land. one need not become a property owner in order to act on their inherent desire to secretly tunnel deep into the earth. we could have it all
March 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
community guerrilla gardening project except it’s just a bunch of people hobby tunnelling on public land. one need not become a property owner in order to act on their inherent desire to secretly tunnel deep into the earth. we could have it all
occasionally seeing people and things that remind me of my dead friends and starting to silently cry in situations that are often joyful/not sad is something i really enjoy. I kind of think it rules. it makes me feel closer to them that they are still everywhere
March 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
occasionally seeing people and things that remind me of my dead friends and starting to silently cry in situations that are often joyful/not sad is something i really enjoy. I kind of think it rules. it makes me feel closer to them that they are still everywhere
having to wear disposable gloves to put on my compression stockings so I don’t tear them with the rough skin of my hands has me feeling like some kind of cartoon brute
March 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
having to wear disposable gloves to put on my compression stockings so I don’t tear them with the rough skin of my hands has me feeling like some kind of cartoon brute
38 year old guys are saying “I’ve been looking forward to eating this apple all day”
March 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
38 year old guys are saying “I’ve been looking forward to eating this apple all day”
Its Just One Of Those Days I said when I took my cat home from the vet ($800) today and he had sloppy poos in carrier after sedation that he spread all around the house as he stumbled around as I tried to wipe him clean while rushing to get ready for work. I was right. more floor poo when i got home
March 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Its Just One Of Those Days I said when I took my cat home from the vet ($800) today and he had sloppy poos in carrier after sedation that he spread all around the house as he stumbled around as I tried to wipe him clean while rushing to get ready for work. I was right. more floor poo when i got home
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did i ever post this here
"cow tools 2"
"cow tools 2"
March 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
did i ever post this here
"cow tools 2"
"cow tools 2"
almost every day at work the guy I’m with will inform me about another evil guy at the company who I should attempt to avoid for vague but convincing reasons. to accomodate this part of my work day I have had to create a phone notes app list called Evil Guys so I can keep track of them all.
March 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
almost every day at work the guy I’m with will inform me about another evil guy at the company who I should attempt to avoid for vague but convincing reasons. to accomodate this part of my work day I have had to create a phone notes app list called Evil Guys so I can keep track of them all.
in a great mood tn and it is also the first day that I have come home to a fully assembled bed frame. coincidence? becoming a guy who spruiks the health benefits of high altitudes but for like 70cm up off the floor. the air is simply better up here
March 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
in a great mood tn and it is also the first day that I have come home to a fully assembled bed frame. coincidence? becoming a guy who spruiks the health benefits of high altitudes but for like 70cm up off the floor. the air is simply better up here
after having no memory of dreams for ages I had a dream that I was being pursued by many beautiful women in the style of a early 2000s raunchy girl comedy. pretty cool.
March 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
after having no memory of dreams for ages I had a dream that I was being pursued by many beautiful women in the style of a early 2000s raunchy girl comedy. pretty cool.
I’ve been so busy i forgot about this website, dont mind me
February 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’ve been so busy i forgot about this website, dont mind me
every time I go to zine fair I am inspired to create something. maybe I could start writing about all the weird kinds of guys I meet at work
February 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
every time I go to zine fair I am inspired to create something. maybe I could start writing about all the weird kinds of guys I meet at work
my homework is literally reading about magnets. buddy I’ll do that for leisure
February 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
my homework is literally reading about magnets. buddy I’ll do that for leisure