Planet Sandwich
@planetsandwich.bsky.social
Two pieces of bread with the planet earth in the middle
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My best friend’s uncle is my uncle. Because he was cool and I thought he should be my uncle too.
The Zohran "aunt" thing is the funniest hatchetjob of all time. There was a prominent person in my childhood named Uncle Bonehead who was just a friend of my uncle. To this day I have no idea what his actual name was. This nomenclature is not unusual in my culture (recovered alcoholic Masshole).
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My best friend’s uncle is my uncle. Because he was cool and I thought he should be my uncle too.
This nonsense wouldn’t happen if I could still plug headphones into the stupid phone
Shrodingers headphones. I both can and cannot charge them anymore and I won’t know until I look at the table at home.
October 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This nonsense wouldn’t happen if I could still plug headphones into the stupid phone
It’s a unique kind of dread when nearly the whole way through your run you realize your pockets are empty and don’t know if your AirPod case got left at home or fell out of your pocket somewhere in the last 5km
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s a unique kind of dread when nearly the whole way through your run you realize your pockets are empty and don’t know if your AirPod case got left at home or fell out of your pocket somewhere in the last 5km
Someone who writes colums for the newspaper in my old city about ice fishing keeps texting me
I think he thinks my number is someone else’s
He tells me he does Gary’s marketing and wants to touch base
The only Gary I know is my uncle and he is retired
I guess he’s going to call me in the morning
I think he thinks my number is someone else’s
He tells me he does Gary’s marketing and wants to touch base
The only Gary I know is my uncle and he is retired
I guess he’s going to call me in the morning
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Someone who writes colums for the newspaper in my old city about ice fishing keeps texting me
I think he thinks my number is someone else’s
He tells me he does Gary’s marketing and wants to touch base
The only Gary I know is my uncle and he is retired
I guess he’s going to call me in the morning
I think he thinks my number is someone else’s
He tells me he does Gary’s marketing and wants to touch base
The only Gary I know is my uncle and he is retired
I guess he’s going to call me in the morning
Creating my own nightmare because I’m absolutely addicted to feeling like shit and the world doesn’t throw enough of that at me naturally.
September 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Creating my own nightmare because I’m absolutely addicted to feeling like shit and the world doesn’t throw enough of that at me naturally.
LiveJournal is how I learned to vaguepost
Social media peaked with early aughts LiveJournal
August 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
LiveJournal is how I learned to vaguepost
Those guys are exhausting. Feels like so much effort to engage with the world in the way these manosphere dudes do.
i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Those guys are exhausting. Feels like so much effort to engage with the world in the way these manosphere dudes do.
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(•_•)⌐■-■
<) )╯ siding
/ \
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\(•_•)
( (> with your oppressors
/ \
(⌐■_■)
<) )> won't save you
/ \
<) )╯ siding
/ \
⌐■-■
\(•_•)
( (> with your oppressors
/ \
(⌐■_■)
<) )> won't save you
/ \
July 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
(•_•)⌐■-■
<) )╯ siding
/ \
⌐■-■
\(•_•)
( (> with your oppressors
/ \
(⌐■_■)
<) )> won't save you
/ \
<) )╯ siding
/ \
⌐■-■
\(•_•)
( (> with your oppressors
/ \
(⌐■_■)
<) )> won't save you
/ \
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
Me, I fear.
bet the guy making them has a topknot and black latex gloves
July 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me, I fear.
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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What then remained?
June 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
What then remained?
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much like global warming ppl don’t believe muppets are close to extinction: a thread
June 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
much like global warming ppl don’t believe muppets are close to extinction: a thread
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best telling of the Dickens classic. Also Michael Caine is one of The Muppets.
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best telling of the Dickens classic. Also Michael Caine is one of The Muppets.
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bury thyself in a life which, to your now equally abhorred and abhorring, landed world, is more oblivious than death
May 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
bury thyself in a life which, to your now equally abhorred and abhorring, landed world, is more oblivious than death
Delete a letter, ruin a movie:
Tar Wars
Tar Wars
Delete a letter, ruin a movie:
The Neverending Tory
The Neverending Tory
May 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Delete a letter, ruin a movie:
Tar Wars
Tar Wars
Sorry for not sharing my sandwiches for a while. Not really living up to my namesake lately.
May 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sorry for not sharing my sandwiches for a while. Not really living up to my namesake lately.
This is where I post from
May 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is where I post from
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