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Planet Sandwich
@planetsandwich.bsky.social
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Two pieces of bread with the planet earth in the middle
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Birth is a curse and existence is a prison,
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
September 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Idk how many "I just need to get through this week" I got left in me
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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“I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared” From the ITYSL sketch where he’s trying to drive a van but doesn’t know how and cries when he gets honked at.
July 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
planetsandwich.bsky.social
Hi.
A man with shoulder length dark brown hair and a barely greying beard stands in front of a black wall, and black pegboard
June 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Sorry for not sharing my sandwiches for a while. Not really living up to my namesake lately.
Sourdough rye bread, toasted, with mayonnaise, shredded lettuce, two tomato sliced, Italian dressing, peppercorn turkey, banana peppers, and sliced marble cheddar cheese. The sandwich is cut in half. I ate the other half already.
May 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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This is where I post from
May 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Now I have to check.
Famous photo of a bearded man posing solemnly in front of another man’s exposed buttcrack, at a Magic: The Gathering tournament.
May 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Aphelion
May 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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One day, the sadness will end. But I don't think today's the day. - David Lynch
May 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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To live is to suffer and boy, am I living
May 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Unfortunately, the clock is ticking the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. Do you understand? I Understand remain ignorant
May 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I'm gonna cry and sleep try* and sleep same thing I guess
May 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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i hate when i wake up and my brain immediately thinks bad thoughts, like fuck man can i have at least one minute of mental clarity before you torture me
May 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Don't worry about life, everything is going to get even worse
April 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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the sexual tension between me and disappearing completely
April 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
planetsandwich.bsky.social
The answer is obvious
Fozzy Bear
April 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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what substance do i have to abuse to feel like life is worth living again
April 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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therapist: any suicidal thoughts? me, has been thinking "I wish I was dead" every 5 minutes since middle school: no, none that I can think of
April 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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some people are just too cool to be sad but not me photo is a cat with a sick hat and sunglasses. This cat is too cool.
April 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Idk how many “I just need to get through this week” I got left in me
April 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Artie Bucco, from The Sopranos. It’s the scene where he’s got a rifle pointed at Tony and he’s crying. This. But I’m Artie and Tony is Charles Boyle.
April 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Me: "I'm okay"

Also me:
“Me waiting for it to pass” It’s a deep fried photo of a skeleton with its feet in the pool, staring downward in defeat.
April 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Popular meme format, without any added text. A child winds up a dodgeball to throw it at three other children. This is commonly used with a text overlay of “Apollo” on the child with the dodgeball, and “the gift of prophecy” on the dodgeball.
March 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I do other stuff than eat sandwiches too, like make music and shit
January 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM