Rustbucket G. Biv
@placebomoon.bsky.social
midwestern old maid. sharp tongues, full hearts, can't lose.
I folded two baskets of laundry and now I want to die
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I folded two baskets of laundry and now I want to die
That first time you decorate after learning to hold down alt and turning bb.moveobjects on
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That first time you decorate after learning to hold down alt and turning bb.moveobjects on
Like 90% of baby mammals are called kits, pups or cubs. I just wanna go on the record as saying they got otter pups wrong.
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Like 90% of baby mammals are called kits, pups or cubs. I just wanna go on the record as saying they got otter pups wrong.
I just really enjoy the old fruit pictures
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I just really enjoy the old fruit pictures
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it’s so topsy turvy like up is down! black is white! the trombonist is getting all the pussy!
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
it’s so topsy turvy like up is down! black is white! the trombonist is getting all the pussy!
The most important use of social media is to semi-anonymously announce to your friends that you had too many shots and then went to the sushi buffet
Pray for me I WILL NOT be stopping
Pray for me I WILL NOT be stopping
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The most important use of social media is to semi-anonymously announce to your friends that you had too many shots and then went to the sushi buffet
Pray for me I WILL NOT be stopping
Pray for me I WILL NOT be stopping
Just saw a YouTube comment that was like “My mom was a great pirate in the 2000s, now it’s time for me to carry on her legacy”
Hell yeah kid. The great ship Napster is sunk but the call of the rip ‘n’ rom seas is in yr blood
Hell yeah kid. The great ship Napster is sunk but the call of the rip ‘n’ rom seas is in yr blood
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just saw a YouTube comment that was like “My mom was a great pirate in the 2000s, now it’s time for me to carry on her legacy”
Hell yeah kid. The great ship Napster is sunk but the call of the rip ‘n’ rom seas is in yr blood
Hell yeah kid. The great ship Napster is sunk but the call of the rip ‘n’ rom seas is in yr blood
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Art of War was a manual for 5th century BC noble failsons to prevent them from losing the entire army to diarrhea. This is why it appeals so much to oligarch failsons of the 21st century AD.
This is like when you read the art of war and find out it’s full of stuff like “your soldiers don’t fight as well if they’re starving. Make sure you feed them.”
February 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Art of War was a manual for 5th century BC noble failsons to prevent them from losing the entire army to diarrhea. This is why it appeals so much to oligarch failsons of the 21st century AD.
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the main clientele at Trader Joe’s is beautiful people with zero spatial awareness
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
the main clientele at Trader Joe’s is beautiful people with zero spatial awareness
Watching animated movie Sea Beast. The pitch for this was 100% “Moby Dick, but make it How To Train Your Dragon”
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Watching animated movie Sea Beast. The pitch for this was 100% “Moby Dick, but make it How To Train Your Dragon”
Top search result for “bulgogi noodle recipe” is from a site called Aaron and Claire.
a man sitting in front of a laptop with the words " why so white " written above him
Alt: a man sitting in front of a laptop with the words " why so white " written above him
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Top search result for “bulgogi noodle recipe” is from a site called Aaron and Claire.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
Adding “pasta related scandal” to my 2026 bingo card
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Adding “pasta related scandal” to my 2026 bingo card
This gas station has a sign advertising “deli-style pre rolls” and I’m gonna go in and ask if they come with a pickle spear
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This gas station has a sign advertising “deli-style pre rolls” and I’m gonna go in and ask if they come with a pickle spear
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Scientists Thought Parkinson’s Was in Our Genes. It Might Be in the Water
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
archive.ph/9KrlB
Wired©️
The Adulteration and Degradation of the Food Supply
tinyurl.com/msza244w
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
archive.ph/9KrlB
Wired©️
The Adulteration and Degradation of the Food Supply
tinyurl.com/msza244w
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Scientists Thought Parkinson’s Was in Our Genes. It Might Be in the Water
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
archive.ph/9KrlB
Wired©️
The Adulteration and Degradation of the Food Supply
tinyurl.com/msza244w
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
archive.ph/9KrlB
Wired©️
The Adulteration and Degradation of the Food Supply
tinyurl.com/msza244w
I’m so tired of having to learn new things to explain why obvious evil is actually evil! That used to be the news industry’s job! I’m tireddddd
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’m so tired of having to learn new things to explain why obvious evil is actually evil! That used to be the news industry’s job! I’m tireddddd
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Stick a fork in me and shred my flesh for a Chicken Salad.
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Stick a fork in me and shred my flesh for a Chicken Salad.
“I’ll be taking care of you folks this evening, can I get you to step on this scale? Allow me to mark your height real quick… and would you consider your lifestyle active or sedentary? Excellent. we’ll get started calculating your metabolically bespoke chilli cheese fries”
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“I’ll be taking care of you folks this evening, can I get you to step on this scale? Allow me to mark your height real quick… and would you consider your lifestyle active or sedentary? Excellent. we’ll get started calculating your metabolically bespoke chilli cheese fries”
Me: “permanent downhill from here. unemployable. undatable. just a couple more decades of a nice long slide down poverty lane while my friends gradually fall away and my body falls apart and my dog dies.”
Also me: “Hey uh self, respectfully. have you considered a refill on that Zoloft”
Also me: “Hey uh self, respectfully. have you considered a refill on that Zoloft”
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me: “permanent downhill from here. unemployable. undatable. just a couple more decades of a nice long slide down poverty lane while my friends gradually fall away and my body falls apart and my dog dies.”
Also me: “Hey uh self, respectfully. have you considered a refill on that Zoloft”
Also me: “Hey uh self, respectfully. have you considered a refill on that Zoloft”
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now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern (from frank o’hara’s mayakovsky)
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern (from frank o’hara’s mayakovsky)
Erroneously ID’d flower photos get truly incredible traction on website
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Erroneously ID’d flower photos get truly incredible traction on website
Some really great Bee Guy stories in this thread
bee guys are like that. when the diamondbacks noticed a bee swarm forming on the home plate netting before a game, their bee guy left his own kid's baseball game to drive 2 hours into the city so he could calm, vacuum, and remove the bees safely. they made a baseball card of him after the fact
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Some really great Bee Guy stories in this thread
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Old Men Can Have Little A Country As A Treat
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Old Men Can Have Little A Country As A Treat
“Does anyone really believe Pete Buttigieg is gay?”
yes. Every straight woman believes that.
yes. Every straight woman believes that.
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“Does anyone really believe Pete Buttigieg is gay?”
yes. Every straight woman believes that.
yes. Every straight woman believes that.
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2 HONEY 2 CRISP
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
2 HONEY 2 CRISP