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It's weird to be in the demographic where all the ads you see are for denture cream, CPAP machines, reverse mortgages, and adult diapers.

Oh, and reruns of Matlock on MeTV.
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Why doesn't Trump just get a map and use his magic Sharpie to turn these "drug" boats around?
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
To be fair, it's probably the only way Trump can get a Woody these days.
A fair trade off: extreme weather, species extinction, loss of habitable land, and more disease in exchange for bringing back the Woody. Hooray.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The only problem I have with Trump falling asleep is that some asshole keeps waking him up.
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I know I've long been pining away for a woody that gets 8 miles per gallon for years. Ever since my 1973 Chevy Impala station wagon bit the dust on the day I traded it in (they didn't actually want it, but I made them take it as part of the deal).
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I've always enjoyed All in the Family, but "Rev. Felcher" has a whole new meaning to me now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Kinda makes you wonder if RFK Jr is a dead bear felcher.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Somebody should pass this on to the likes of Jon Stewart, George Clooney, and the rest of the folks who helped to get us where we are today.
REMINDER: President Biden NEVER cut SNAP payments, never even had a government shutdown.

In fact, he cut child poverty in half.
He cut child hunger, too.

I miss having a REAL President.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
People I voted for actually won last night.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Reposted
Your Prime Day reminder that Amazon...

-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
October 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The wife is picking up new hearing aids tomorrow, and will soon be able to hear every word I say.

So if you don't hear from me again, you'll know why.
August 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
So TACOs are on the menu at Cracker BBL now?
August 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Last year, it was "Dairy: Good for you. Good for the planet. "

This year, they've gone in an entirely new direction.

"Dairy: Wickedly Good for You."
August 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
How long before Trump starts selling "Make America Kneel Again" kneepads? Except it'll probably be "MANA".
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The fat, stupid one?
August 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Nothing like an email from Medicare with tips on "choosing the right nursing home" to brighten one's day.
August 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, honey.
August 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Just heard some terrifying words on this morning's lo-cal news:

"We are one week away from the opening of the NYS Fair."
August 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The Japanese? Canadians, Brits, Australians, the Swiss, Kiwis, Norwegians, Icelanders, South Koreans....
If Americans aren't safe from a mass shooting on a military base, who could ever be safe?
August 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reminds me of Steve Bannon.

I'll let you decide which one I'm referring to.
August 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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August 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I hear Ghistane Maxwell is gonna be the next US Ambassador to France.
August 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Not a fan of Don Jr., but he's got a nice rack, you gotta give him that.
July 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM