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Best part for Trump is that tiny cars have tiny steering wheels made just for tiny little hands.
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Best part for Trump is that tiny cars have tiny steering wheels made just for tiny little hands.
And rectal scratch is off the charts!
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
And rectal scratch is off the charts!
I think the word he's looking for is 'felcher'.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think the word he's looking for is 'felcher'.
Don't worry, you still get to subsidize it with your utility bills.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Don't worry, you still get to subsidize it with your utility bills.
Quick, somebody go get a really big paper sack!
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Quick, somebody go get a really big paper sack!
Aw, it's so cute. That's the same fawning look he gives Satan when he cozies up to him in bed.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Aw, it's so cute. That's the same fawning look he gives Satan when he cozies up to him in bed.
A reminder of why MAGA controls the House, Senate, POTUS, and SCOTUS?
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
A reminder of why MAGA controls the House, Senate, POTUS, and SCOTUS?
Wait'll you see their ill-fitting orange uniforms with extra belly padding, and the new creepy bloated pumpkin mascot.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Wait'll you see their ill-fitting orange uniforms with extra belly padding, and the new creepy bloated pumpkin mascot.
If the unthinkable happens while in office, he should lie in state in a "classified" banker's box in the mens room near the Capitol rotunda.
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
If the unthinkable happens while in office, he should lie in state in a "classified" banker's box in the mens room near the Capitol rotunda.
Too soft-nosed.
September 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Too soft-nosed.
I think a belt buckle might be more accurate.
September 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think a belt buckle might be more accurate.
What, they aren't being sent to Utah?
September 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What, they aren't being sent to Utah?
It's just Locker Room drawing.
September 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's just Locker Room drawing.
Both Peyton AND Eli you say?
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
August 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Both Peyton AND Eli you say?
Fascinating.
Fascinating.