P. J. Benney 🐮
@pjbenney.bsky.social
Writer · Proofreader · Synaesthete · DÉJÀ MOO (2016) · BOVINE INTERVENTION (2020) · HERD MORTALITY (WIP)
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P. J. Benney 🐮
@pjbenney.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel eBook : Benney, P. J.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Time is relative.
Fame is fiction.
Witches beget witches.
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel, out now on Kindle.
amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM
Fame is fiction.
Witches beget witches.
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel, out now on Kindle.
amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM
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AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
I haven't checked in in a while. What's new? 😁
August 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I haven't checked in in a while. What's new? 😁
When the app said BlueSky needed to verify my age, I thought it would at least tell me how old it thought I was. Kinda disappointed!
July 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When the app said BlueSky needed to verify my age, I thought it would at least tell me how old it thought I was. Kinda disappointed!
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Writers, describe your WIP in the worst way possible.
Two rivals who don’t like each other have to work together so they can go back to not liking each other.
Two rivals who don’t like each other have to work together so they can go back to not liking each other.
Writers, describe your WIP in the worst way possible.
A couple tries to visit a museum, but they're wanted by the Deep State.
A couple tries to visit a museum, but they're wanted by the Deep State.
Writers, describe your WIP in the worst way possible.
Some kids move to a new home with some books and stuff.
Some kids move to a new home with some books and stuff.
July 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Writers, describe your WIP in the worst way possible.
Two rivals who don’t like each other have to work together so they can go back to not liking each other.
Two rivals who don’t like each other have to work together so they can go back to not liking each other.
London corporation stages West End musical about its own history to strike back at disgraced media mogul.
Writers, describe your WIP in the worst way possible.
Two rivals who don’t like each other have to work together so they can go back to not liking each other.
Two rivals who don’t like each other have to work together so they can go back to not liking each other.
Writers, describe your WIP in the worst way possible.
A couple tries to visit a museum, but they're wanted by the Deep State.
A couple tries to visit a museum, but they're wanted by the Deep State.
July 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
London corporation stages West End musical about its own history to strike back at disgraced media mogul.
I've been out of the game too long. New chapter written this weekend!
July 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I've been out of the game too long. New chapter written this weekend!
More people need to be talking about Étoile on Amazon Prime. Absolutely best show I've seen since, well, since The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
Perfect cast. Banging soundtrack. Hilarious. Excellent choreography and cinematography. 10/10 My favourite show of the year.
Perfect cast. Banging soundtrack. Hilarious. Excellent choreography and cinematography. 10/10 My favourite show of the year.
May 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
More people need to be talking about Étoile on Amazon Prime. Absolutely best show I've seen since, well, since The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
Perfect cast. Banging soundtrack. Hilarious. Excellent choreography and cinematography. 10/10 My favourite show of the year.
Perfect cast. Banging soundtrack. Hilarious. Excellent choreography and cinematography. 10/10 My favourite show of the year.
May 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Someone vote for Switzerland for me? I can't figure out the app. #Eurovision2025
May 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Someone vote for Switzerland for me? I can't figure out the app. #Eurovision2025
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NEW TRAILER! For Tyler Steele, everything is about to change... is #Torchwood ready? 🧑🤝🧑 Click bgfn.sh/theboy to pre-order The Boy Who Never Laughed, due for release 28 May 2025.
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
NEW TRAILER! For Tyler Steele, everything is about to change... is #Torchwood ready? 🧑🤝🧑 Click bgfn.sh/theboy to pre-order The Boy Who Never Laughed, due for release 28 May 2025.
Cannot wait! #DoctorWho
ICYMI, the Thirteenth Doctor and Yaz begin their audio adventures in July...
A hen party from hell for the Thirteenth Doctor
Vampire Weekend by Tim Foley is the first Big Finish audio outing for the Thirteenth Doctor and Yaz ...
nerdvana.co
April 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Cannot wait! #DoctorWho
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Torchwood box set clearance sale: https://bgfn.sh/wd25 💸 This week only! Get great discounts on selected collector's edition CD box sets and bundles, while stocks last.
Offers expire no later than 23:59 (UK time) on 13 April 2025.
Offers expire no later than 23:59 (UK time) on 13 April 2025.
April 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Torchwood box set clearance sale: https://bgfn.sh/wd25 💸 This week only! Get great discounts on selected collector's edition CD box sets and bundles, while stocks last.
Offers expire no later than 23:59 (UK time) on 13 April 2025.
Offers expire no later than 23:59 (UK time) on 13 April 2025.
Dropped a key through a crack in a floorboard six months ago.
Finally got it out with tiny magnets.
So satisfying!
Finally got it out with tiny magnets.
So satisfying!
April 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Dropped a key through a crack in a floorboard six months ago.
Finally got it out with tiny magnets.
So satisfying!
Finally got it out with tiny magnets.
So satisfying!
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I make $20 every six monthsish on the combined streams of all four of my albums on all streaming sites. At Bandcamp I make about $10 every time I sell an album, physical or download. Use Spotify if you want, but if you like living artists making a living, buy something from them where they get paid.
Who would have foreseen that by effectively stealing music from artists by stopping paying out on songs that have less than 1000 streams in the past 12 months would result in a first ever annual profit for Spotify?
In related news: PLEASE USE BANDCAMP
In related news: PLEASE USE BANDCAMP
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I make $20 every six monthsish on the combined streams of all four of my albums on all streaming sites. At Bandcamp I make about $10 every time I sell an album, physical or download. Use Spotify if you want, but if you like living artists making a living, buy something from them where they get paid.
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Listen, I've never been more open to new ideas.
BREAKING | The universe could undergo a 'catastrophic change' that could alter absolutely everything, quantum machine shows
Universe could undergo a 'catastrophic change' that could alter absolutely everything
The universe could undergo a catastrophe that would change absolutely everything, scientists have shown using a quantum machine.
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Listen, I've never been more open to new ideas.
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⏰ Let's take it from the top: the Fugitive Doctor's own series begins today! Watch the video then get the audio drama: https://bgfn.sh/wanted1
Starring Jo Martin, featuring Alice Krieg, and Nicholas Briggs as the Daleks.
Starring Jo Martin, featuring Alice Krieg, and Nicholas Briggs as the Daleks.
January 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
⏰ Let's take it from the top: the Fugitive Doctor's own series begins today! Watch the video then get the audio drama: https://bgfn.sh/wanted1
Starring Jo Martin, featuring Alice Krieg, and Nicholas Briggs as the Daleks.
Starring Jo Martin, featuring Alice Krieg, and Nicholas Briggs as the Daleks.
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What is the episode where the tour bus explodes in the desert and the media mistakenly believes the main characters are all dead? I can't remember what the TV show is... but I am pretty sure it was a US comedy.
January 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What is the episode where the tour bus explodes in the desert and the media mistakenly believes the main characters are all dead? I can't remember what the TV show is... but I am pretty sure it was a US comedy.
What is the episode where the tour bus explodes in the desert and the media mistakenly believes the main characters are all dead? I can't remember what the TV show is... but I am pretty sure it was a US comedy.
January 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What is the episode where the tour bus explodes in the desert and the media mistakenly believes the main characters are all dead? I can't remember what the TV show is... but I am pretty sure it was a US comedy.
Finally finished Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Need a lie down now.
January 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Finally finished Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Need a lie down now.
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
Hello, new followers! I'm not here very much but I'm trying my best. Hope you all have a great day.
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Hello, new followers! I'm not here very much but I'm trying my best. Hope you all have a great day.
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Trans artists, cover designers, editors, sensitivity readers, et al:
Drop a link/info below so people can commission you.
Cis authors, TTRPGers, et al:
Show your solidarity the way it counts: hire someone from this thread to work on your next book or character art.
Drop a link/info below so people can commission you.
Cis authors, TTRPGers, et al:
Show your solidarity the way it counts: hire someone from this thread to work on your next book or character art.
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trans artists, cover designers, editors, sensitivity readers, et al:
Drop a link/info below so people can commission you.
Cis authors, TTRPGers, et al:
Show your solidarity the way it counts: hire someone from this thread to work on your next book or character art.
Drop a link/info below so people can commission you.
Cis authors, TTRPGers, et al:
Show your solidarity the way it counts: hire someone from this thread to work on your next book or character art.
Had a dream this morning about dipping rice balls in melted chocolate to make a kind of sweet snack. Would this actually be good? Does it already exist?
January 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Had a dream this morning about dipping rice balls in melted chocolate to make a kind of sweet snack. Would this actually be good? Does it already exist?