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January 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Had a dream there was only one dr who commander deck and the other three from the set were The Who, The Guess Who, and Who’s line is it anyway?
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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This Christmas, my mom has started phrasing her small requests as clickbait video titles.

You WONT BELIEVE how EASY it is to wrap these presents.

The fridge door is jammed and won't open. Can YOU solve this IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE?

Needless to say things are getting done in record time this year
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Mosaic Bolt.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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🎶🎺🎺🎶
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Seven *more* families?
And this is only the families who have the means to sue, and (critically) the families who FOUND OUT.

How many more vulnerable people has ChatGPT convinced? Will we ever know?

Fuck all this.

techcrunch.com/2025/11/07/s...
Seven more families are now suing OpenAI over ChatGPT's role in suicides, delusions | TechCrunch
In one case, 23-year-old Zane Shamblin had a conversation with ChatGPT that lasted more than four hours.
techcrunch.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Magic: the Gathering has really broken into the mainstream!
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Using the Waffle House Index as reference I'll be creating the TCC Comment Index as a way of determining the level of conspiratorial psychosis plaguing the average Magic player
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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> be the mtg secret lair twttr account

> announce encyclopedia theme

> post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages

> forget to post an "A" message or any payoff

> pat yourself on the back for building hype

> don't share the final cards included

> announce technical problems
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Spooky alters month Day 31: I've saved the most bone chilling, horrifying card for last. Textless Questing Beast.
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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So @tolariancommunitycollege.com took me to @totlgames.bsky.social and I convinced him to buy an expensive Gengar 🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Graham and Penelope were sorting thorough his magic collection today and Penelope set these aside for me because they had “mummy energy” 🥹
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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There is no old school Magic artist that I'd love to see do more new pieces than DiTerlizzi.

Seriously, my all-time favorite artist for the game. Every time I think back fondly on a card art I love, I look and it was his work. It's just him. An absolute master.
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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So how about those pizza islands?
October 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Magic: The Gathering
October 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Deck Idea #MTG
September 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Imagine being the folks at StateFarm and T-Mobile trying to convince the other folks with the money that spending $83,860 and $40,732 respectively on Twitch subs was a smart use of advertising money.

And then getting a yes?! Wild.

Also T-Mobile, let’s make that another 100. It’s right there!
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This one's maybe a little on the ling side, but trust me, it's worth it. I've cried reading it multiple times.

(1/3)
September 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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The shop I played at today had one of the most incredible uncut sheet displays I've ever seen.

No idea how much this must be worth
August 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Canadian Highlander youtu.be/t-FQJdkL2TM?...
Bant Equipment vs Naya Equipment || North 100 Showdown
YouTube video by LRRMTG
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August 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Finally, errata to allow Brothers Yamazaki to partner with Brothers Yamazaki
As Blake announced on WeeklyMTG today, on Feb 11th you can expect to hear a check-in on Commander with content from me and the Commander Format Panel. To set expectations there will be no bans or unbans, but we do have something we've been working on to share with you then. Stay tuned!
#Wotcstaff
January 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM