Using the Waffle House Index as reference I'll be creating the TCC Comment Index as a way of determining the level of conspiratorial psychosis plaguing the average Magic player

Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo and Untimely Malfunction are two cards I would at least consider for the deck. One can give free equips at the cost of attacking and the other is pretty solid red interaction.

Congrats! Balatro is good stuff.

Have you ever died to a mana clash?