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Dr. pipetcreature
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synthetic biologist • */* • pattern enjoyer • bourgeois boheme
paladin and warlock siblings where the big sister got into religion and the little sister tried to mimic the rites but mistakenly sealed a pact with the god and now is the object of great envy
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
he wouldn't admit it but, off camera, hannibal lecter eats shin ramen for dinner.
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i want a second internet where you have to log in via a blood glucose meter like in gattaca (without the dna testing)
Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)
October 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
im not sure how it happened but my fridge is fifty percent cheese
September 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
germany really has a fetish for allying with an "axis of evil" against the rest of europe. if this keeps happening, the country will become a graveyard of "oopsy we are so sorry but weve learn our lesson this time" memorials.
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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"There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle."
September 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
we should create our own rotkos basilisk who resurrects and tortures tech bros who have done a fascism.
September 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
boymoding to do a reverse red girl from matrix
September 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
the current media response is what they geared up to after the ceo, but quickly toned down due to opposite public consensus. to me, this seems predominantly panicked class consciousness.
September 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
supplement girly but all my supplements are controlled substances
September 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Luke Skywalker being a farmboy, while his parents and sister played galactic politics at his age - then immediately becoming the best pilot and blowing up a space station once recruited by a jedi - is the best depiction of class privilege.
September 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
waiting at the train station in rural bavaria and a little boy just asked his dad whether he can be a girl, after an older lady commented on his beautiful eyelashes. the dad is squirming in a scene i can only describe as spongebobian
August 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
just saw a german soldier with an army issue, camo tote bag and im thinking maybe woke has gone too far.
August 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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OK I'm gonna do my books through Zoop, it's like a little kickstarter/publisher that handles all the production stuff. Reprinting tomes 1 and 2, and printing Tome 3 for the first time!! Full ride, tentatively launching in September!🍃🔪🍑🍻🌓🧝‍♀️💦 Sign up here: zoop.gg/c/irovedoutinsearchoftruthandlove
August 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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all hail john gall:
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
tiefling warlock with daddy issues (their patron is their father)
July 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
people asking others to choose the firing squad, instead of poison gas, because the gas could spill over, are divorced from society.
July 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Not to be flippant but evolution did see to it that we're really good at getting food off of trees & bushes. We have a rather meaningful several-million-year head start over the robots here.
July 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
not a girlfriend, not a boyfriend but a third thing (a toyfriend)
July 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
new force-fem protocol just dropped
June 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
finally got my government issued gender neutral pronouns.
May 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
tech-bros answering the age old question: "if all your friends jumped off a cliff.."
May 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
a great job sucks if done among assholes and a shitty job is quite fun if done with great people
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM