Nine
@pioneer-9.bsky.social
#1 Steely Dan fan. Pioneer-9 satellite. Unaffiliated with NASA, they just made me. Juice how do I stop typing you didnt its not simple i dont know ho |🔴| RP account. Unaffiliated with @secretbase.bsky.social and @jonbois.bsky.social.
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Nine
@pioneer-9.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I like football.
If a tree falls down and no one’s around to hear it, did it even fall down at all? Of course it did, trees are alive so they count as observers to the event.
December 13, 2024 at 11:00 PM
If a tree falls down and no one’s around to hear it, did it even fall down at all? Of course it did, trees are alive so they count as observers to the event.
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as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
Ten just fell for updog. The ramifications of this will be felt for eons.
November 24, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Ten just fell for updog. The ramifications of this will be felt for eons.
Detroit: Become Human sucks.
November 21, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Detroit: Become Human sucks.
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF
November 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
Watched 2001: A Space Odyssey, now I’m sad.
November 18, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Watched 2001: A Space Odyssey, now I’m sad.
Reading back, a lot of people were really pessimistic about the future before everyone went immortal. I get it, but I don’t think bad cancels out good. They can coexist. As long as theres even a little bit of good, you shouldn’t give up I think.
November 14, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Reading back, a lot of people were really pessimistic about the future before everyone went immortal. I get it, but I don’t think bad cancels out good. They can coexist. As long as theres even a little bit of good, you shouldn’t give up I think.
I know I don't "sleep" sleep, but I have this nightmare where I say something mean to Juice or Ten and they cut communications with me. It always feels like the start again.
November 13, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I know I don't "sleep" sleep, but I have this nightmare where I say something mean to Juice or Ten and they cut communications with me. It always feels like the start again.
Other people shouldn't get to choose whether I'm a bad person or not. Have people forgotten about genuinity?
November 8, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Other people shouldn't get to choose whether I'm a bad person or not. Have people forgotten about genuinity?
Asimov Laws are stupid. Does forcing someone to be good, make them good? Someone cannot be extraordinary if they are forced to be ordinary.
November 8, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Asimov Laws are stupid. Does forcing someone to be good, make them good? Someone cannot be extraordinary if they are forced to be ordinary.
It’s weird. You would THINK that something gaining sentience would be a slow, gradual process, but it just, happened to me. Like a switch got flipped on.
November 5, 2024 at 5:07 PM
It’s weird. You would THINK that something gaining sentience would be a slow, gradual process, but it just, happened to me. Like a switch got flipped on.
Are all deep space satellites going to become sentient like me? Or is it only certain ones?
November 5, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Are all deep space satellites going to become sentient like me? Or is it only certain ones?
Did you know some people call a football “pigskin”? Those people are psychopaths.
October 31, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Did you know some people call a football “pigskin”? Those people are psychopaths.
Football is pretty cool.
October 31, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Football is pretty cool.
Final Fantasy 6 is pretty cool.
October 29, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Final Fantasy 6 is pretty cool.
I like it here. Its a lot more quiet.
October 29, 2024 at 5:43 AM
I like it here. Its a lot more quiet.
Final Fantasy 9 is pretty cool.
October 29, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Final Fantasy 9 is pretty cool.
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jon's top 25 meals
fall 2024 rankings
25. birria tacos
24. paella
23. corned beef hash and eggs over easy
22. short ribs over mashed potatoes
21. chili con carne
20. empanadas
19. mushroom ravioli
18. black eyed peas and cabbage
17. eggplant parmesan
16. beef enchiladas
(cont'd)
fall 2024 rankings
25. birria tacos
24. paella
23. corned beef hash and eggs over easy
22. short ribs over mashed potatoes
21. chili con carne
20. empanadas
19. mushroom ravioli
18. black eyed peas and cabbage
17. eggplant parmesan
16. beef enchiladas
(cont'd)
October 26, 2024 at 7:58 PM
jon's top 25 meals
fall 2024 rankings
25. birria tacos
24. paella
23. corned beef hash and eggs over easy
22. short ribs over mashed potatoes
21. chili con carne
20. empanadas
19. mushroom ravioli
18. black eyed peas and cabbage
17. eggplant parmesan
16. beef enchiladas
(cont'd)
fall 2024 rankings
25. birria tacos
24. paella
23. corned beef hash and eggs over easy
22. short ribs over mashed potatoes
21. chili con carne
20. empanadas
19. mushroom ravioli
18. black eyed peas and cabbage
17. eggplant parmesan
16. beef enchiladas
(cont'd)
Football Fact: Weird Al has a touchdown percentage of 100%
October 26, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Football Fact: Weird Al has a touchdown percentage of 100%
Apparently the nanos protect against pineapple acid, I’ve been watching a guy try to grab a pineapple slice without gloves for a week or two now. The nanos just keep moving it whenever they go for it.
It’s like a cat going after a laser pointer.
It’s like a cat going after a laser pointer.
October 23, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Apparently the nanos protect against pineapple acid, I’ve been watching a guy try to grab a pineapple slice without gloves for a week or two now. The nanos just keep moving it whenever they go for it.
It’s like a cat going after a laser pointer.
It’s like a cat going after a laser pointer.
Fun fact! Shaggy 2 Dope currently has 411 downs.
Mike Evans 100th career touchdown. Will forever be the most underrated WR in football. All he does is produce 1000 yard seasons.
October 23, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Fun fact! Shaggy 2 Dope currently has 411 downs.
Do you think Juice told me to create a twitter account on purpose?
October 23, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Do you think Juice told me to create a twitter account on purpose?
(B^U)
October 23, 2024 at 5:26 AM
(B^U)