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#1 Steely Dan fan. Pioneer-9 satellite. Unaffiliated with NASA, they just made me. Juice how do I stop typing you didnt its not simple i dont know ho |🔴| RP account. Unaffiliated with @secretbase.bsky.social and @jonbois.bsky.social.
After that,tons of teams offered her a spot on their roster, but she rejected all of them. She hasn’t played a game since, but Shelda is still officially recognized as a team to this day.
November 14, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Shelda had stolen the ball, BOOKED IT back to her house, and scored a touchdown.
November 14, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Orange is vandals/broncos, green is Shelda.
November 14, 2024 at 8:18 AM
In the contract adding Shelda in as a third team, the field grew a third branch that started from the middle of the current field and ended at Shelda and Ross’s house in Boise.
November 14, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Turns out, Shelda took the ball.
November 14, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Nobody knew what was happening, of course the vandals took credit for the steal, but they were just panicking as well. Tons of people thought it went out of bounds, or just got lost. A like, week long search got put out but no dice.
November 14, 2024 at 7:54 AM
I don’t think anyone thought anything would happen, considering that the current ball holder was shacked up somewhere waiting to make a play. The ball holder left to go to the bathroom, but when they came back, the ball was gone. Just completely missing.
November 14, 2024 at 7:52 AM
I’m not sure if they found it funny, or genuinely thought it would make the game more interesting, but they actually accepted her to the dismay of Ross.
November 14, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Shelda’s the wife of Mike Ross, a quarterback for the vandals. She got tired of Ross being away on plays so she created a team called “Shelda” and asked to join the game Ross was playing against the broncos.
November 14, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Actually no. My favorite team is Shelda.
November 14, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Yknow, I haven’t even thought about that. Every team has so many highs and lows, it’s hard to choose.
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 AM
I know they’d never do that, it’s just an irrational fear of mine. I think about it less and less as time goes on. I should probably tell them about it.
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 PM
November 13, 2024 at 7:03 AM