Sarah
@pinkflourranger.bsky.social
"why do you never tell me what you want for holidays?" Because when I make a curated list complete with hyperlinks, and relevant information on sizing and colors, you go get the shitty knock off version off Amazon or Walmart and I NEVER use it then get guilt tripped. That's why, Mom. #rant
December 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"why do you never tell me what you want for holidays?" Because when I make a curated list complete with hyperlinks, and relevant information on sizing and colors, you go get the shitty knock off version off Amazon or Walmart and I NEVER use it then get guilt tripped. That's why, Mom. #rant
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I really am not enjoying post 2020 earth because everyone has lost their fucking minds.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I really am not enjoying post 2020 earth because everyone has lost their fucking minds.
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"We blow up ‘alleged’ drug boats in the Caribbean but pardon actually convicted drug traffickers in the U.S. Someone help me make sense of this.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"We blow up ‘alleged’ drug boats in the Caribbean but pardon actually convicted drug traffickers in the U.S. Someone help me make sense of this.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
I just saw someone describing Hasan Piker as "Joe Rogan if he had correct opinions pretty much" and I still haven't recovered
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I just saw someone describing Hasan Piker as "Joe Rogan if he had correct opinions pretty much" and I still haven't recovered
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A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
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Dick Cheyney knew what was coming and intentionally chose to die today.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dick Cheyney knew what was coming and intentionally chose to die today.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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People magazine giving real headlines is like when Teen Vogue came out the swinging and we didn't realize they ran like that
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
People magazine giving real headlines is like when Teen Vogue came out the swinging and we didn't realize they ran like that
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Crying real actual tears
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Crying real actual tears
"wow Sarah, you sure go to a lot of concerts" how the fuck else am I supposed to have Travis from We the Kings talk for a surprisingly long time about how fertile he and the rest of the band are?
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"wow Sarah, you sure go to a lot of concerts" how the fuck else am I supposed to have Travis from We the Kings talk for a surprisingly long time about how fertile he and the rest of the band are?
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From the people that repeatedly shoot at the Emmitt Till Memorial Marker comes Brent Jones, who was arrested for pissing in the reflecting pool and destroying the eternal flame at Martin Luther King's burial site www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
Eternal flame at Martin Luther King Jr.’s Atlanta burial site destroyed
Police say the man also urinated in the reflective pool.
www.wsbtv.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
From the people that repeatedly shoot at the Emmitt Till Memorial Marker comes Brent Jones, who was arrested for pissing in the reflecting pool and destroying the eternal flame at Martin Luther King's burial site www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
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the cows that you drive by on the road are free you can just put them in your car
October 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
the cows that you drive by on the road are free you can just put them in your car
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I know some of you are mourning summer but here I am getting ready to rub crunchy leaves on my nipples.
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I know some of you are mourning summer but here I am getting ready to rub crunchy leaves on my nipples.
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"How you die does not redeem how you lived"
-Rev. Dr. Howard John Wesley
-Rev. Dr. Howard John Wesley
September 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"How you die does not redeem how you lived"
-Rev. Dr. Howard John Wesley
-Rev. Dr. Howard John Wesley
no because why am I being told that I'm a bad person for not being sad that Charlie Kirk is dead by a former army sniper whose whole job it was to kill people
September 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
no because why am I being told that I'm a bad person for not being sad that Charlie Kirk is dead by a former army sniper whose whole job it was to kill people
“Chickens coming home to roost never did make me sad.” -Malcolm X
September 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“Chickens coming home to roost never did make me sad.” -Malcolm X
Alexa, play "Protect Ya Neck" by Wu-Tang
September 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Alexa, play "Protect Ya Neck" by Wu-Tang
It is wild to me that VW is not making an electric version of the Beetle, because holy shit they'd be making money hand over fist.
September 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It is wild to me that VW is not making an electric version of the Beetle, because holy shit they'd be making money hand over fist.
If there's not already a drag queen named Jen Derbender, there should be.
September 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If there's not already a drag queen named Jen Derbender, there should be.
Don't get me wrong, AI will kill us all, but I do appreciate that when asked "who's that fuck ass dude in Lord of the Rings who eats Tomatoes all weird", Gemini brought me an answer
September 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Don't get me wrong, AI will kill us all, but I do appreciate that when asked "who's that fuck ass dude in Lord of the Rings who eats Tomatoes all weird", Gemini brought me an answer
Manifesting such good things for the guy in front of me who spent the whole flight switching between Pretty Little Liars and Grindr
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Manifesting such good things for the guy in front of me who spent the whole flight switching between Pretty Little Liars and Grindr
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Gavin Newsom and Trump are like that damn giant chicken and Peter Griffin.
August 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Gavin Newsom and Trump are like that damn giant chicken and Peter Griffin.