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Marisa Fartypants
@piningforfjords.bsky.social
Suburban Seattle(lite). Jewish ✡️ leftist, cat-owning, angry feminist. Skyrim & Philly sports. Nancy Drew & Murder, She Wrote. UK comedy panel shows.
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I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
August 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Really cheesed off ab this. I believe I've requested a refund ONCE before (Cyberpunk) in my over-decade of being a #steam customer.

#talesoftheshire was hugely disappointing to me. Dizzying to navigate, shallow world with the most shallow NPCs, 10-slot inventory for a forage & fetch based game...
July 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This is undoubtedly censorship. The settlement between CNN and the MAGA regime had to have included this as part of the terms of agreement.

Colbert is a loud dissenter of MAGA, and CNN shamefully bent the knee rather than protect one of their most successful assets.
NEW YORK (AP) — Stephen Colbert tells studio audience CBS is canceling 'The Late Show,' to end in May 2026.
July 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I've got to be direct
If I could please correct
You're standing on my neck
#daria
April 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I woke up from a nightmare about Ted Bundy. His consciousness was trapped in one of my plastic craft storage boxes, and I needed to carefully let him out to interview him.

Unrelated, what happy, consequence-free shows are we watching these days before bed?
April 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#seattle #mariners merch has me in a chokehold, it's actually embarassing. If ownership spent as much money in proportion, we might have someone who can hit 😩
March 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We're BACK, BAYBEEEE 54% let's fuckin gooo 🌊 🧜🏼‍♂️ #mariners #baseballisback #openingday
March 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Shabbat Shalom, all you creatures. #Jewsky
March 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This is my ethos.
March 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I want to live in an America where people don't go into debt for being sick, children aren't abused by religious leaders, and unstable violent people can't arm themselves.

I want people to have free time for their hobbies and their families.

What does #fElon want? More white babies?
March 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Remember this all the time!
March 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm grateful that my company has doubled down on #DEI. These lunatics demonizing it have no idea what it even means
March 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Farewell, sweet prince. You will forever remain a Philly legend. Please rejoin as a coach so we don't have to live without your mic'd ups. #brandongraham #philadelphiaeagles #gobirds
a green and white penguin wearing a camouflage hat
ALT: a green and white penguin wearing a camouflage hat
media.tenor.com
March 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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FRIEND: how are you?

ME: [the least okay I’ve ever been] I’m okay
March 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
March 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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When Richard Nixon was recorded calling Pierre Trudeau "that asshole Trudeau" on the White House Watergate tapes, Pierre famously responded to the press: "I’ve been called worse things by better people."

A great line, then and now.
“Governor Trudeau” is part of the Trump administration’s ethos of pathological insecurity. A weak person is constantly compelled to insult and belittle others, even allies, to show “strength.” An actually strong person isn’t. Bullies are weak, as are their sycophants.
March 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Trying to remember the phonetic alphabet is too hard.

"K as in "Kirkland.
L as in...Ludacris?
E as in ...Estrogen"
March 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Lunch sketch.
February 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
#Flu supplies
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Lyanna says "Shabbat Shalom," and use up your #craft supplies before buying more shit!
January 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sunken cost fallacy keeps people in relationships for far longer than is healthy.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM