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Pilgrim Hodgson
@pilgrim.bsky.social
buyer/bookseller, illustrator, non practicing intellectual. candy colored coating with a dark & creepy filling! omnia exeunt in mysterium. She/Her
anyone looking for an enjoyable podcast about ghosts/murder/spies/family history i’m LOVING podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/g... (ping @elliemarney.bsky.social @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social )
November 25, 2023 at 1:54 AM
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I’m fundraising for top surgery (a lobotomy)
October 13, 2023 at 8:35 AM
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The implied social contract between you and a cat is they get to live in your house and be gross, and you get to bother them a little
October 13, 2023 at 4:48 PM
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When the mayor says it's a beautiful day and the beaches are open
September 20, 2023 at 5:29 PM
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PSA
October 6, 2023 at 8:48 PM
ohhhh you can hide replies now on here. that makes the main feed so much more bearable.
October 4, 2023 at 8:15 AM
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Hey bro, your lifelong passion sucks. Your greatest work is mid. No offense or whatever
October 3, 2023 at 5:46 PM
i just busted the stress ball i made at art therapy in the psych ward. time for readmission.
October 2, 2023 at 2:12 PM
don’t worry guys i patched the hole
October 1, 2023 at 1:48 PM
i don’t need to consult Geoscience Australia if there’s been an earth tremor i just check the stairs for ceiling grit from this Architectural Feature in our rental property.
October 1, 2023 at 10:13 AM
i’m allowed to eat nothing but cookies one day a week because then i drink a couple of collagen protein smoothies. it’s called BALANCE.
September 30, 2023 at 11:44 PM
i wish i was capable of the level of optimism of the person who thought a washing machine would fit on that wall between the vanity and toilet.
September 26, 2023 at 7:49 AM
an old white guy saw our YES voice referendum poster and angrily said “a book store is no place for politics” to which the dury manager said super chill “Yeah, it is. And you can leave” And old dude was so surprised he left.
September 24, 2023 at 7:51 AM
bizarre to see basically my exact primary school uniform for sale
September 22, 2023 at 12:41 PM
i found this at work and you were in here and all my colleagues and I laughed at your follies and japes.
September 22, 2023 at 9:31 AM
using a time machine to travel back to 1999 and tell the first person i meet that one day Learn to Fly by the Foo Fighters will be followed on the golden oldies station by Eric Carman’s Hungry Eyes… just to see the look on their face
September 20, 2023 at 5:17 AM
this bebe cow is only ever happy when there’s someone to sit on the couch with him. it is his one desire in this life.
September 20, 2023 at 5:04 AM
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September 19, 2023 at 11:20 AM
hello it’s Spwing and i made a primaverde risotto and it was real nice. so that’s how i’m going
September 12, 2023 at 10:09 AM
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I should write a script that blocks everyone with “Christian, Husband, Father” in their bio.
August 31, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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Pickford. So sweepy.
August 29, 2023 at 11:38 AM
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[getting interrogated] excuse me i don't like your tone
August 20, 2023 at 7:52 PM
i feel like all i need is to take a vacation to Alabama’s remote gulf peninsula and stay in a decrepit home that’s is slowly being reclaimed by the dunes
August 29, 2023 at 5:18 AM
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No retail establishment can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself in Rockefeller Center, holding darkness within. Dresses were displayed, silence lay steadily against the stone, and whatever shopped there, shopped alone.
August 17, 2023 at 5:49 PM