Elliot
pilchardboy.bsky.social
Elliot
@pilchardboy.bsky.social
Used to be a drummer. Used to be lots of things.
Do we have to have a new year? Can't we just call it quits, the last few aren't getting me excited about more of these.
December 31, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Elliot
Think my favourite Reddit thread today is the one where someone interrupted a raven funeral and now the birds won't stop shitting on their car. I mean, you did this to yourself bro. Never mess with ravens. www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQu...
From the NoStupidQuestions community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the NoStupidQuestions community
www.reddit.com
December 29, 2024 at 10:23 AM
"Party food and chips" is a perfectly acceptable meal for your child as long as you place a single piece of broccoli within 3 feet of the plate #xmas #uk #parenting
December 24, 2024 at 4:43 PM
My other half went upstairs to watch film in bed. Came in to find this (OH asleep, out of shot).

Happy #caturday
December 21, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Does anyone have a more useless cat? These two were just chilling together this morning.
December 9, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Reposted by Elliot
since im in the AI industry, folks often ask me how to identify AI images. I am circling some dead giveaways to help educate the general public
November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Build a more structurally sound chicken Kiev and the world will beat a path to your door
November 23, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Reposted by Elliot
May all your WiFi be train

- modern curse
November 22, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Coaches round our way look well evil
November 18, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Props to the guy in the office loo just now who turned a yowl of pain at getting his wee gentleman stuck in his zipper into a song of sorts. We still noticed.
November 18, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Not sure I can eat a whole one tbh
March 1, 2024 at 4:28 PM
He posed for Caturday
February 24, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Reposted by Elliot
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way
February 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Cat #2 being majestic today
February 18, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Borrowed a mate's PA and lights so the teen could have a rave for her birthday. Not only did we have to intervene to turn the music UP but it's all over by 11pm. Finally I get to say "kids today" and really mean it
February 15, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Me and the missus are going out tonight and this is us every time
February 10, 2024 at 5:04 PM
We have the longest cat ever.
February 10, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Someone described this place as "Twitter Basic" and it made me think: that's when Twitter was good, right?
February 10, 2024 at 4:52 PM
If only a million people rejected me I'd still consider that a reasonably good day
Bluesky added a million followers yesterday. So take the number of followers you added yesterday and subtract it from a million and that’s how many people rejected you
February 8, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Well hi. Looking forward to having a new place to be invisible. Guess I should start with a pic of my cat?
February 6, 2024 at 10:58 PM