Soph Warnes
@thatsoph.bsky.social
Data & Graphics @ CNN. 📈👸
Priors: WSJ, ONS. Clearly a fan of acronyms. "Aggressive Door Opener".
Likes: Cats, maps, stats 🐱🗺️📊
Fair Warning newsletter: https://fairwarning.substack.com
Priors: WSJ, ONS. Clearly a fan of acronyms. "Aggressive Door Opener".
Likes: Cats, maps, stats 🐱🗺️📊
Fair Warning newsletter: https://fairwarning.substack.com
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Soph Warnes
@thatsoph.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Can the party drug ketamine be a mental health breakthrough? It was for me | CNN
Known more for its use as party drug, ketamine can provide a lifeline for people experiencing distressing mental health symptoms.
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ICYMI, the most personal thing I've ever written, and it's on cnn dot com www.cnn.com/2025/09/28/h...
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
"today there has been a recurring theme, and that theme....is the police" is something I just heard on the news, who talks like that? (You get one guess)
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"today there has been a recurring theme, and that theme....is the police" is something I just heard on the news, who talks like that? (You get one guess)
The artist behind the artwork for West End Girl ! edition.cnn.com/2026/02/03/s...
In sumptuous paintings, a rising art star updates the 17th-century portrait | CNN
The painter Nieves González reworks Baroque-era painting codes with contemporary sitters in puffer coats, pool inflatables, and sports jerseys. She gained international attention for her album portrai...
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February 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The artist behind the artwork for West End Girl ! edition.cnn.com/2026/02/03/s...
Had to stop my inner New Yorker coming out yesterday when I almost yelled at a car while crossing the road. The kind of thing they section you for in London but in NY people might clap or join in
February 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Had to stop my inner New Yorker coming out yesterday when I almost yelled at a car while crossing the road. The kind of thing they section you for in London but in NY people might clap or join in
It's 11pm
I'm in bed thinking about smart motorways
We are not the same
I'm in bed thinking about smart motorways
We are not the same
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It's 11pm
I'm in bed thinking about smart motorways
We are not the same
I'm in bed thinking about smart motorways
We are not the same
Did you know that burrata is basically a cream dumpling of mozzarella?
I thought it was an entirely different cheese?
I thought it was an entirely different cheese?
February 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Did you know that burrata is basically a cream dumpling of mozzarella?
I thought it was an entirely different cheese?
I thought it was an entirely different cheese?
Could you imagine the ONS every year or so just shutting down the entire website due to a "lapse of funding"?
February 2, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Could you imagine the ONS every year or so just shutting down the entire website due to a "lapse of funding"?
The Panama Papers was really weird because it's all I heard journalists talk about for a while but I never heard ordinary people mention them, it was a tremendous amount of work but it didn't cut through
Probably because it wasn't really revelatory? - a cynical person would fully expect that
Probably because it wasn't really revelatory? - a cynical person would fully expect that
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 2, 2026 at 8:41 AM
The Panama Papers was really weird because it's all I heard journalists talk about for a while but I never heard ordinary people mention them, it was a tremendous amount of work but it didn't cut through
Probably because it wasn't really revelatory? - a cynical person would fully expect that
Probably because it wasn't really revelatory? - a cynical person would fully expect that
The Panama Papers was really weird because it's all I heard journalists talk about for a while but I never heard ordinary people mention them, it was a tremendous amount of work but it didn't cut through
Probably because it wasn't really revelatory? - a cynical person would fully expect that
Probably because it wasn't really revelatory? - a cynical person would fully expect that
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 AM
The Panama Papers was really weird because it's all I heard journalists talk about for a while but I never heard ordinary people mention them, it was a tremendous amount of work but it didn't cut through
Probably because it wasn't really revelatory? - a cynical person would fully expect that
Probably because it wasn't really revelatory? - a cynical person would fully expect that
If you want to know how things stick with you from childhood, every time I think of the IRS I remember this whole subplot
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
If you want to know how things stick with you from childhood, every time I think of the IRS I remember this whole subplot
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I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
No Other Choice was good but about 45 mins too long?
February 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
No Other Choice was good but about 45 mins too long?
My big task for today was to file my US taxes, can't do it because the whole thing is so unfathomably complicated.
That $150 check that NY State sent to my address in London? Taxable. Damned if I know how to declare it on my federal taxes.
That $150 check that NY State sent to my address in London? Taxable. Damned if I know how to declare it on my federal taxes.
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
My big task for today was to file my US taxes, can't do it because the whole thing is so unfathomably complicated.
That $150 check that NY State sent to my address in London? Taxable. Damned if I know how to declare it on my federal taxes.
That $150 check that NY State sent to my address in London? Taxable. Damned if I know how to declare it on my federal taxes.
I think it would be so revelatory having a camera in my car because I literally just realised that I had actually said this out loud:
What are you doing?.... What are you ...are you going? What are you do-oh, you're going there, would've helped if you'd indicated but yeah thanks have a nice day
What are you doing?.... What are you ...are you going? What are you do-oh, you're going there, would've helped if you'd indicated but yeah thanks have a nice day
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I think it would be so revelatory having a camera in my car because I literally just realised that I had actually said this out loud:
What are you doing?.... What are you ...are you going? What are you do-oh, you're going there, would've helped if you'd indicated but yeah thanks have a nice day
What are you doing?.... What are you ...are you going? What are you do-oh, you're going there, would've helped if you'd indicated but yeah thanks have a nice day
Have I raved about how good keratin hair treatments are? I cannot remember BUT my hair is so soft, it dries (more or less straight) in 5 mins, is super shiny, looks great and is extremely easy to manage.
Cons are: it's expensive
Cons are: it's expensive
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Have I raved about how good keratin hair treatments are? I cannot remember BUT my hair is so soft, it dries (more or less straight) in 5 mins, is super shiny, looks great and is extremely easy to manage.
Cons are: it's expensive
Cons are: it's expensive
Oh my god
a woman with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom right
ALT: a woman with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Oh my god
In three weeks I'll be hiking in Spain 😬✌🏻
January 30, 2026 at 8:42 AM
In three weeks I'll be hiking in Spain 😬✌🏻
We booked tickets months before her appearance was announced, so I had no idea she'd be in it but Mel Giedroyc is an absolute delight in HMS Pinafore
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
We booked tickets months before her appearance was announced, so I had no idea she'd be in it but Mel Giedroyc is an absolute delight in HMS Pinafore
I'm in a nice ish Italian restaurant and the woman at the door basically didn't want to let me in?
I have a jumper and a rucksack with me but I don't think I look THAT rough? SORRY I have a JOB and I need to take my LAPTOP into the OFFICE.
I have a jumper and a rucksack with me but I don't think I look THAT rough? SORRY I have a JOB and I need to take my LAPTOP into the OFFICE.
January 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I'm in a nice ish Italian restaurant and the woman at the door basically didn't want to let me in?
I have a jumper and a rucksack with me but I don't think I look THAT rough? SORRY I have a JOB and I need to take my LAPTOP into the OFFICE.
I have a jumper and a rucksack with me but I don't think I look THAT rough? SORRY I have a JOB and I need to take my LAPTOP into the OFFICE.
Ok so I have just been reminded of the best museum (collection?) I've ever been to. It's in western Canada. In the 50s this artist decided to make cement sculptures of animals and cartoons and she bought some land where she could put them on display.
It's all very charming, except...
It's all very charming, except...
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Ok so I have just been reminded of the best museum (collection?) I've ever been to. It's in western Canada. In the 50s this artist decided to make cement sculptures of animals and cartoons and she bought some land where she could put them on display.
It's all very charming, except...
It's all very charming, except...
Two minutes in to the new Witcher season and I hate Hemsworth 😩😭
January 28, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Two minutes in to the new Witcher season and I hate Hemsworth 😩😭
Grief is seeing a small mess in a weird location that was made only because you had a cat, and not wanting to clean it up because every time you see it, it reminds you of him. And you don't want to forget him or how much you loved him. 💔
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Grief is seeing a small mess in a weird location that was made only because you had a cat, and not wanting to clean it up because every time you see it, it reminds you of him. And you don't want to forget him or how much you loved him. 💔
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Stella Carlson had no way of knowing that she would soon watch a man die — or that her video of that fatal incident would serve as a crucial counter to the Trump administration's initial efforts to paint Alex Pretti as a wannabe assassin or domestic terrorist. https://cnn.it/4riaBXa
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Stella Carlson had no way of knowing that she would soon watch a man die — or that her video of that fatal incident would serve as a crucial counter to the Trump administration's initial efforts to paint Alex Pretti as a wannabe assassin or domestic terrorist. https://cnn.it/4riaBXa
My mum: where have you put (taxidermied mouse)?
Me: oh just on the kitchen surface*. But I guess I should move it because I might have viewings soon?
My mum: yes, put it in your bedroom!
Me: oh right so when people come in they go "oh cool this crazy woman sleeps with a dead mouse next to her"!?
Me: oh just on the kitchen surface*. But I guess I should move it because I might have viewings soon?
My mum: yes, put it in your bedroom!
Me: oh right so when people come in they go "oh cool this crazy woman sleeps with a dead mouse next to her"!?
January 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
My mum: where have you put (taxidermied mouse)?
Me: oh just on the kitchen surface*. But I guess I should move it because I might have viewings soon?
My mum: yes, put it in your bedroom!
Me: oh right so when people come in they go "oh cool this crazy woman sleeps with a dead mouse next to her"!?
Me: oh just on the kitchen surface*. But I guess I should move it because I might have viewings soon?
My mum: yes, put it in your bedroom!
Me: oh right so when people come in they go "oh cool this crazy woman sleeps with a dead mouse next to her"!?