picnic train - boat era
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Was hoping the last of the cricket would still be on after knockoff
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Was hoping the last of the cricket would still be on after knockoff
There's some posting I didn't do that I thought I did?
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
There's some posting I didn't do that I thought I did?
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ABC on the wireless and telly turned down gang
It would be a hard decision which Test cricket to watch today, NZ vs Windies or the Ashes, but it becomes a very easy decision to flick to Mt Maunganui every time Kerry O'Keeffe steps into the Adelaide comms box and starts wheezing horrifically at his own bad jokes and tired anecdotes
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
ABC on the wireless and telly turned down gang
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
Got some takeaway from Golden Brumby, introduced the lovely lady currently staffing The Barrel Collective to prawn toast.
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Got some takeaway from Golden Brumby, introduced the lovely lady currently staffing The Barrel Collective to prawn toast.
THE SUN.
Amazing!!!!
Amazing!!!!
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
THE SUN.
Amazing!!!!
Amazing!!!!
Was looking at the taps at this bar and caught myself saying Mountain Culchaaaa like an ocker Matt Berry
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Was looking at the taps at this bar and caught myself saying Mountain Culchaaaa like an ocker Matt Berry
Thrilling weather today, biggest waves I've seen on the harbour so far. Stood way off Sarah Island then zipped in to quickly get the guides off the island before fucking off. Downer though was some filthy fucking POM left a FULL SICK BAG on the fucking FLOOR!!!! Pigs
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Thrilling weather today, biggest waves I've seen on the harbour so far. Stood way off Sarah Island then zipped in to quickly get the guides off the island before fucking off. Downer though was some filthy fucking POM left a FULL SICK BAG on the fucking FLOOR!!!! Pigs
they keep making James noises
*anthropologist voice* I am ingratiating myself to my colleagues. They have been lightly teasing me and making morris dancing noises such as "ah james"
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
they keep making James noises
Can't read replies to any Victorian news without some gronk moaning about "Jacinta". Roads that have been fucked since I was a kid? Jacinta. Impressive miniature railway opens? Excuse to yap about Jacinta and the munnel. Gronks that treat parties like sports teams are fuckwits, these more dim again.
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Can't read replies to any Victorian news without some gronk moaning about "Jacinta". Roads that have been fucked since I was a kid? Jacinta. Impressive miniature railway opens? Excuse to yap about Jacinta and the munnel. Gronks that treat parties like sports teams are fuckwits, these more dim again.
I'm at a house vibing out with an incredible synth collection
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm at a house vibing out with an incredible synth collection
Somebody at the pub said something about "bounty hamster" so I indicated a small thing while I said in a squeaky voice "we will sail round the cape and we will sail around the horn"
Would have been a hit with the right audience
Would have been a hit with the right audience
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Somebody at the pub said something about "bounty hamster" so I indicated a small thing while I said in a squeaky voice "we will sail round the cape and we will sail around the horn"
Would have been a hit with the right audience
Would have been a hit with the right audience
I express my feelings weirdly AND directly
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I express my feelings weirdly AND directly
*anthropologist voice* I am ingratiating myself to my colleagues. They have been lightly teasing me and making morris dancing noises such as "ah james"
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
*anthropologist voice* I am ingratiating myself to my colleagues. They have been lightly teasing me and making morris dancing noises such as "ah james"
Kylie got dethroned by Confidence Man this year for my most listened artist (and track)
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Kylie got dethroned by Confidence Man this year for my most listened artist (and track)
So The Bit, tragically, was for a photograph for an exibition, and the photographer managed to find two clean photographs from the set.
Professional development hasn't really been forthcoming on the boat despite talk, but personal development, well, today I was given the opportunity to cop a feel of one of the girls' fake tits, as a bit. Interesting feel to the things, fascinating.
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
So The Bit, tragically, was for a photograph for an exibition, and the photographer managed to find two clean photographs from the set.
Joe Root? More like Joe Rooted lmao
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Joe Root? More like Joe Rooted lmao
Professional development hasn't really been forthcoming on the boat despite talk, but personal development, well, today I was given the opportunity to cop a feel of one of the girls' fake tits, as a bit. Interesting feel to the things, fascinating.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Professional development hasn't really been forthcoming on the boat despite talk, but personal development, well, today I was given the opportunity to cop a feel of one of the girls' fake tits, as a bit. Interesting feel to the things, fascinating.
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Once again my cpu is on fire
That can only mean one thing
Raytracing gratuitous water at full subsampling.
That can only mean one thing
Raytracing gratuitous water at full subsampling.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Once again my cpu is on fire
That can only mean one thing
Raytracing gratuitous water at full subsampling.
That can only mean one thing
Raytracing gratuitous water at full subsampling.
Boat got cancelled tomorrow due to bad weather and there's a lock-in tonight
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Boat got cancelled tomorrow due to bad weather and there's a lock-in tonight
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When I become PM all railway stations will have to have a pub and everyone has to keep at least one (1) decent bitter and keep it *well*.
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
When I become PM all railway stations will have to have a pub and everyone has to keep at least one (1) decent bitter and keep it *well*.
Bugger me, awful lot of absolute CUNTS staffing Tullamarine today
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Bugger me, awful lot of absolute CUNTS staffing Tullamarine today
Got a modest tip from a customer that seemed very sincerely given so I said I'm going home in a couple of weeks and I'd buy a beer at my favourite brewery. Seems a good way to respect how it was given.
September 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Got a modest tip from a customer that seemed very sincerely given so I said I'm going home in a couple of weeks and I'd buy a beer at my favourite brewery. Seems a good way to respect how it was given.