Cumtownes Van Zandt
@pickle-bucket.bsky.social
Some days are diamonds
I am in love with the butt mogger chick and her giant butt mogging ass and you can't judge me; you're not the judge
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I am in love with the butt mogger chick and her giant butt mogging ass and you can't judge me; you're not the judge
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
Kinda tired of seeing Olivia Nuzzi's enormous face
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Kinda tired of seeing Olivia Nuzzi's enormous face
I lucked into home plate-area seats for a Yankees playoff game in 2012 (the Raul Ibanez game) and sat within spitting distance of Keith Olbermann's truly monolithic cranium and a disturbingly young-looking girl next to him. I thought for sure that had to be a daughter and not a girlfriend. Oops!
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I lucked into home plate-area seats for a Yankees playoff game in 2012 (the Raul Ibanez game) and sat within spitting distance of Keith Olbermann's truly monolithic cranium and a disturbingly young-looking girl next to him. I thought for sure that had to be a daughter and not a girlfriend. Oops!
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"I don't enjoy feeding pedophile defenders into a wood chipper, but when done righteously, it is a chore like any other. Practiced hands make for short work, and the good Lord knows there's mulch to be done."
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"I don't enjoy feeding pedophile defenders into a wood chipper, but when done righteously, it is a chore like any other. Practiced hands make for short work, and the good Lord knows there's mulch to be done."
Somewhat recently, Ritchie Torres was tweeting about Hasan Piker and I replied with "suck his cock" and got suspended for "inciting violence" - which is usually not the intended outcome of sucking a man's cock
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Somewhat recently, Ritchie Torres was tweeting about Hasan Piker and I replied with "suck his cock" and got suspended for "inciting violence" - which is usually not the intended outcome of sucking a man's cock
It was supposed to be "Punish the Villains" not "Bend Over So Hard Your Asshole Falls Out Capitulating to the Villains"
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It was supposed to be "Punish the Villains" not "Bend Over So Hard Your Asshole Falls Out Capitulating to the Villains"
My serious advice for any frequent domestic flyers would be to buy a 1998 Econoline instead
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My serious advice for any frequent domestic flyers would be to buy a 1998 Econoline instead
there are first-semester auto body students who can blend a finish better than this
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
there are first-semester auto body students who can blend a finish better than this
i think between his vigorous defense of the nazi tattoo guy and publicly arguing with the fucking twitter AI bot, it is safe to say we have moved past the need for Ryan Grim
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i think between his vigorous defense of the nazi tattoo guy and publicly arguing with the fucking twitter AI bot, it is safe to say we have moved past the need for Ryan Grim
Pleading with my fellow Americans to make sure they eat at least some of a sandwich before rifling it at the nearest pig in uniform
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Pleading with my fellow Americans to make sure they eat at least some of a sandwich before rifling it at the nearest pig in uniform
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A massive economic bubble is on the verge of bursting, a new Simpsons movie is on the horizon, and someone decided to start manufacturing plastic drums again. I've seen enough. 2007 Part II is finally here.
🥁 Feel the beat. Own the stage.
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November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A massive economic bubble is on the verge of bursting, a new Simpsons movie is on the horizon, and someone decided to start manufacturing plastic drums again. I've seen enough. 2007 Part II is finally here.
Can't lie, I popped too
Mamdani quotes Eugene V. Debs, who earns a roar of approval just at the mention of his name.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Can't lie, I popped too
There hasn't been a truly good news day in what feels like several years and the momentary relief is enough to make me cry
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There hasn't been a truly good news day in what feels like several years and the momentary relief is enough to make me cry
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new reaction video just dropped
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
new reaction video just dropped
Seeing both teams throw the lead runner out at home with no fanfare or drama and I'm like "the Yankees simply can't compete on this level"
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Seeing both teams throw the lead runner out at home with no fanfare or drama and I'm like "the Yankees simply can't compete on this level"
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When @iracane.bsky.social and I invented the Shrimp Alert it was supposed to be fun. The last 20 minutes for me were the closest myself or anyone you know came to understanding Dr. Frankenstein
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
When @iracane.bsky.social and I invented the Shrimp Alert it was supposed to be fun. The last 20 minutes for me were the closest myself or anyone you know came to understanding Dr. Frankenstein
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I've made it a point to tune into this World Series around the 8th inning every game and I have not been disappointed. Every moment is more insane than the last one
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I've made it a point to tune into this World Series around the 8th inning every game and I have not been disappointed. Every moment is more insane than the last one
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The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
One difference I just noticed between the US broadcast and canadian feed of the World Series is the canadian guys are excited about extra baseball, and the americans seem annoyed by it. Sorry about your late dinner reservation or whatever, Joe Davis
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
One difference I just noticed between the US broadcast and canadian feed of the World Series is the canadian guys are excited about extra baseball, and the americans seem annoyed by it. Sorry about your late dinner reservation or whatever, Joe Davis
The Fox pregame is spending an awful lot of time glazing a washed up a weirdo with some undiagnosed personality disorder as if he's not going to get rocked for 6 runs in 1.2 innings tonight. Whatever.
October 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Fox pregame is spending an awful lot of time glazing a washed up a weirdo with some undiagnosed personality disorder as if he's not going to get rocked for 6 runs in 1.2 innings tonight. Whatever.
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.