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sometimes I write about software or baseball or food
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Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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the difference in release points between trey yesavage and tyler rogers is one lebron
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Well I didn’t have intercepted throwback pass on the board
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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The Roman Empire fell and an entire alpine gaul was trans. Coincidence?
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
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stop
I will never "Ask Google"
chrome ad trying to get me to use google LLM garbage
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I hope this game ends 5-3
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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The world if Lukas Engel could hit a cross in bounds
The 22nd century “the world if” meme
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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holy shit #spurs
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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It’s a terrible day for literacy
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats. This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living Message me directly or comment below
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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making an exact replica of my local home depot garden center for the big heist
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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when the numbers are just too good
peark.es George Pearkes @peark.es · Nov 12
Oof

*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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unfortunately you gotta hand it to him edge of tomorrow does whip ass
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
cinesthetic. @ @TheCinesthetic - 6h Edge of Tomorrow (2014) was sunk by confusing marketing and a forgettable title, yet it turned out to be one of the smartest and most entertaining sci-fi films of the last decade. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt at their absolute best. 5 cinesthetic. © @TheCinesthetic - 14h What film have you gone into absolutely expecting to hate but that ended up pleasantly surprising you the most? 303 t7 703 • 15K Elon Musk • Great movie 9 98 17 47 0 cinesthetic. @@TheCinesthetic - 1d Man on Fire (2004) sits at 38% on Rotten Tomatoes, proof that critics don't always see the vision. Tony Scott turned vengeance into poetry, and Denzel Washington gave one of his most quietly devastating performances. cinesthetic. • @TheCinesthetic-2d What's your favorite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes? © 44к ni 217K 贝 Elon Musk • x 2 @elonmusk - 16m Man on Fire is great! • 64 to 16 • 187
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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lmao aaron roberts
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Holy shit what a game
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Holy shit if yoshi gets this W he has to be MVP right
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Will Smith slapped that one
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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A myles straw walk off would be the only thing less likely than a miguel rojas game tying homer
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Pretty sure joe davis just called george springer a baddie
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS AN ALL TIMER
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Miguel Rojas of all people wtf
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Smoltz: batters these days stand too far back in the box and can’t handle the offspeed

Muncy: sorry I didn’t hear you there
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I think some “they should run for Bo” posts might be scheduled for deletion
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM