PhosphorIsnt
@phosphorisnt.bsky.social
Awarded “most delusional fucker”
Feeling: sickly 🙂↕️
Feeling: sickly 🙂↕️
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Creating a new religion and I’m calling it Getting a Fucking Grip.
Everything is strategically built around our downfall.
December 19, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Everything is strategically built around our downfall.
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i know i’m gonna see you in the morning but i’m still gonna miss the shit outta you.
~ me to my coffee maker
~ me to my coffee maker
December 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
i know i’m gonna see you in the morning but i’m still gonna miss the shit outta you.
~ me to my coffee maker
~ me to my coffee maker
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I hope these instructor reviews are truly anonymous, I’m going all in. Y’all gotta change some things.
December 3, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I hope these instructor reviews are truly anonymous, I’m going all in. Y’all gotta change some things.
There’s nothing I can do about it now. Time will tell soon enough.
December 3, 2024 at 5:38 AM
There’s nothing I can do about it now. Time will tell soon enough.
I need to be put down, but unforch my insurance doesn’t cover it.
December 3, 2024 at 5:14 AM
I need to be put down, but unforch my insurance doesn’t cover it.
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The thing you have to understand is that Freud's mom was super hot.
December 2, 2024 at 9:24 PM
The thing you have to understand is that Freud's mom was super hot.
Life is gonna be really good in about 1 week when this semester from hell finally ends.
December 3, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Life is gonna be really good in about 1 week when this semester from hell finally ends.
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(Original post date: February 13, 2021)
December 2, 2024 at 5:23 PM
(Original post date: February 13, 2021)
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Cockage Core (a new genre just for you)
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Cockage Core (a new genre just for you)
Where the hoes who play Pokémon tcg live at ????
December 2, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Where the hoes who play Pokémon tcg live at ????
Just got paid; at McDonald’s telling them to bring out the clown. (They informed me there is a mirror in the bathroom.)
December 2, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Just got paid; at McDonald’s telling them to bring out the clown. (They informed me there is a mirror in the bathroom.)
Craving attention from a pretty nerd boy, taking applications now.
December 2, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Craving attention from a pretty nerd boy, taking applications now.
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Once I find a song I really like I replay it at least 50x a day for at least 4 months
December 2, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Once I find a song I really like I replay it at least 50x a day for at least 4 months
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Me: "sit"
The Nintendogs microphone playback: 🐕s̴̛̜̄h̵̭̲̕͝i̵̘͒͝t̵͖̭̋
The Nintendogs microphone playback: 🐕s̴̛̜̄h̵̭̲̕͝i̵̘͒͝t̵͖̭̋
December 2, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Me: "sit"
The Nintendogs microphone playback: 🐕s̴̛̜̄h̵̭̲̕͝i̵̘͒͝t̵͖̭̋
The Nintendogs microphone playback: 🐕s̴̛̜̄h̵̭̲̕͝i̵̘͒͝t̵͖̭̋
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I would take a bullet for Godzilla.
Downloading Fortnite, however, is too far.
Downloading Fortnite, however, is too far.
December 1, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I would take a bullet for Godzilla.
Downloading Fortnite, however, is too far.
Downloading Fortnite, however, is too far.
You already know the backseat of your Honda hate to see me coming.
December 2, 2024 at 4:32 PM
You already know the backseat of your Honda hate to see me coming.
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they should do a black mirror episode about a computer that flips you off
December 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM
they should do a black mirror episode about a computer that flips you off
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Fight the fatigue.
Restart and refocus! 💫
Restart and refocus! 💫
December 2, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Fight the fatigue.
Restart and refocus! 💫
Restart and refocus! 💫
LETS GOOOOO ARTE FACT IS THE NEW MAYOR OF KINZVILLE FUCK YEAH
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
LETS GOOOOO ARTE FACT IS THE NEW MAYOR OF KINZVILLE FUCK YEAH
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Day 2 of #ChemAdvent24 looks at how a colour-changing indicator can be made from festive poinsettia leaves.
This is possible because they contain anthocyanins, which undergo structural changes in acidic and alkaline solutions.
#GardenIndicators #ChemSky 🧪
This is possible because they contain anthocyanins, which undergo structural changes in acidic and alkaline solutions.
#GardenIndicators #ChemSky 🧪
December 2, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Day 2 of #ChemAdvent24 looks at how a colour-changing indicator can be made from festive poinsettia leaves.
This is possible because they contain anthocyanins, which undergo structural changes in acidic and alkaline solutions.
#GardenIndicators #ChemSky 🧪
This is possible because they contain anthocyanins, which undergo structural changes in acidic and alkaline solutions.
#GardenIndicators #ChemSky 🧪
Assume the pig is cylindrical.
He had plenty of øats
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Assume the pig is cylindrical.
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"for your protection we have opened the excel file in your browser instead of downloading" "for your protection we have locked the excel file you downloaded" if you were a man and not a machine i would cut you down where you stand
December 2, 2024 at 2:19 PM
"for your protection we have opened the excel file in your browser instead of downloading" "for your protection we have locked the excel file you downloaded" if you were a man and not a machine i would cut you down where you stand
Girl I left twitter so I wouldn’t have to see or hear about Elon musk please do not put him on my feed.
December 2, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Girl I left twitter so I wouldn’t have to see or hear about Elon musk please do not put him on my feed.