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Dwayne The Thot Johnson
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wawa enthusiast, capybara superfan, and bald baddie. move accordingly 💕
can’t believe jd vance was so fucking ugly he killed the pope
May 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
not me ordering churu for my cats at work 🤭 i’m a petsitter and i am NOT above bribery
May 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Oded ❤️‍🩹💔

We mourn your murder 🖤

We celebrate your life ✨️

May we continue your life's work!

יהי זכרו מהפכה!

Via @queenmab.bsky.social:
February 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
v-day smackdown with my man was soooo fun! i could only afford the nosebleeds, but it’s all about the atmosphere ✨🎇💖
February 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
how long before trump signs an executive order to repeal the ADA?
February 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
feeling romantic
February 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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seeing how hard Kendrick won at the Grammy's made me realize he completed his set of stocks:

one ("like that"), two ("euphoria"), three ("6:16 in LA"), four ("meet the grahams"), five ("not like us"), plus five (grammys) (ayy)
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The government keeps saying that trans people are bad, but here’s the thing: trans people are actually extremely cool
January 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
olivia benson with bangs >>>>>
January 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The difference is the one on the right is one of the most powerful men in the world and admitting he did a nazi salute would mean many people having to re-evaluate their own actions in this moment, so they stick their heads in the sand and go about business as usual.
For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
January 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Me, posing coyly for booty pics
December 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Reminder that one of the most important times to wear a mask is right now during holiday season travel. Transits hubs are high risk as many people travel while they are sick. A high quality mask like an N95 will help protect you and help ensure you don't miss out on valuable time with loved ones.
December 23, 2024 at 2:31 PM
this is what i look like in case you didn’t know
December 20, 2024 at 8:43 PM
there are shooting stars visible tonight and tomorrow in the US (and maybe elsewhere, idk)! i saw one ✨
December 14, 2024 at 9:19 AM
so damn depressed it’s not even funny 🤪
December 9, 2024 at 1:37 AM
is anyone else having issues with liking posts and having the likes disappear or
November 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
bussy poppin’ for christ
November 19, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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newsflash, dumbass
November 19, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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Common Grackle doing its best Dracula impression. Gracula I guess?

#birds 🌿
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!

#BlockAndMoveOn
November 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
fave male wrestler of all time - the rock (hence my display name)
fave female wrestler of all time - chyna
fave current male wrestler - sami zayn
fave current female wrestler - asuka

quote with your faves?
Favourite Male Wrestler of All Time – Ric Flair (GOAT but, unfortunately, a bit of a twat)
Favourite Female Wrestler of All Time – Mercedes Moné
Favourite Male Wrestler Right Now – Kenny Omega
Favourite Female Wrestler Right Now – Jamie Hayter
Repost and let me know your favourites 🤼!
Favorite Male Wrestler of all time - Macho Man

Favorite Female Wrestler of all time - Bayley

Favorite Male Wrestler right now - CM Punk

Favorite Female Wrestler right now - Bayley

Repost and let me know your favorites 🤼
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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every time someone says "there are only two genders" i make up a few more just for fun
there are several billion genders
November 18, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM