Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.
@parmetheus.bsky.social
What, no, why?
Pinned
I should have known I was bi when I named my penis Marlena.
Bluesky keeps fucking logging me out on my phone.
January 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bluesky keeps fucking logging me out on my phone.
2024 Wrapped:
- Still alive.
- Ass got fatter.
- Some other stuff also happened.
- Still alive.
- Ass got fatter.
- Some other stuff also happened.
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
2024 Wrapped:
- Still alive.
- Ass got fatter.
- Some other stuff also happened.
- Still alive.
- Ass got fatter.
- Some other stuff also happened.
Me, posing coyly for booty pics
December 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Me, posing coyly for booty pics
I'm never too hungover to get an inconvenient boner.
December 22, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I'm never too hungover to get an inconvenient boner.
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The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.
My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win.
December 20, 2024 at 6:17 PM
The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.
The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.
My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win.
December 20, 2024 at 6:17 PM
The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.
Overcaffeinated and Overstimulated; maybe touching A Butt will help
December 19, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Overcaffeinated and Overstimulated; maybe touching A Butt will help
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Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.
Got some silver cowboy boots, I'm a Fancy Boy.
December 19, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.
Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.
Got some silver cowboy boots, I'm a Fancy Boy.
December 19, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.
My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win.
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win.
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Prog metal always sounds Canadian, somehow
December 17, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Prog metal always sounds Canadian, somehow
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
5/20
5/20
December 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
5/20
5/20
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Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
ngl.link
December 15, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus
Okay, I'm done now.
Feeling shitty so I guess I'm going to drink some coffee and stay awake until 8am looking at butts.
December 16, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Okay, I'm done now.
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It's Monday, so
December 16, 2024 at 8:24 PM
It's Monday, so
It's Monday, so
December 16, 2024 at 8:24 PM
It's Monday, so
Feeling shitty so I guess I'm going to drink some coffee and stay awake until 8am looking at butts.
December 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Feeling shitty so I guess I'm going to drink some coffee and stay awake until 8am looking at butts.
Just ordered some sex candles. Shit is about to get ambient.
December 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Just ordered some sex candles. Shit is about to get ambient.
What We Do In The Butthole.
Replace a word in a movie title with ‘butthole’
Schindler’s Butthole
Schindler’s Butthole
December 15, 2024 at 8:03 PM
What We Do In The Butthole.
Today, the Filth won.
December 15, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Today, the Filth won.
Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
ngl.link
December 15, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
4/20
4/20
December 15, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
4/20
4/20
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A NEW TRANSGRESSIVE EP APPEARS
Two songs from "Extreme Transgression" remixed/remastered w/ new vocals recorded by our brilliant new singer @behthulhu.bsky.social
Artwork by our lead guitarist @jpegshredd.bsky.social
New album in 2025!
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/bury-m...
Two songs from "Extreme Transgression" remixed/remastered w/ new vocals recorded by our brilliant new singer @behthulhu.bsky.social
Artwork by our lead guitarist @jpegshredd.bsky.social
New album in 2025!
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/bury-m...
Bury Me in Rainbow Flags, by Transgressive
2 track album
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
December 14, 2024 at 8:40 PM
A NEW TRANSGRESSIVE EP APPEARS
Two songs from "Extreme Transgression" remixed/remastered w/ new vocals recorded by our brilliant new singer @behthulhu.bsky.social
Artwork by our lead guitarist @jpegshredd.bsky.social
New album in 2025!
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/bury-m...
Two songs from "Extreme Transgression" remixed/remastered w/ new vocals recorded by our brilliant new singer @behthulhu.bsky.social
Artwork by our lead guitarist @jpegshredd.bsky.social
New album in 2025!
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/bury-m...
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
3/20
3/20
December 14, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
3/20
3/20
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
2/20
2/20
December 13, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
2/20
2/20