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no one is able to sell off their product in ways that their consumers hate better than Major League Baseball. ya gotta hand it to them.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
104.5 just played Two Princes a half-step up from the recording. you can’t do that. you cannot do that to me on a wednesday. i am already on edge.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
some real “is CHEP a Brambles company?” stuff happening here
I would be letting my followers down if I didn’t let them know the battle for the Land-Grant Trophy is now part of the Big Ten Rivalry Series presented by Venmo
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
watching penn state
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dabo Reynolds
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Leonard Cohen? more like Leonard Goin.
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“all Penn State needs is a defensive stand”
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
are they monitoring gus johnson’s blood pressure? i am worried.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reposted by phixated
every word of this post gets a little better than the one before it
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
getting old is apparently just audibly saying “ouch” to every entry to America’s Funniest Home Videos
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
*Springsteen voice*

Well, the snow was missin’ from the Poconos
MOUNT POCONO PA Nov 2
Climate Report:
High: 55
Low: 25
Precip: 0.0"
Snow: Missing
at Mon, 03 Nov 2025 05:54:37 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
YOU FORGOT SOMEONE
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
honestly, without Kyle Schwarber what’s the point anyway?
Is Taco Bell no longer doing the free taco for a stolen base in the World Series thing? Feel like America needs it now more than ever.
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Robby
& Joseph Paul Torre, Jr.
do not speak to me or my son ever again
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
stoked
Japanese coverage of Kyle Schwarber’s 455-foot home run last night
October 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
yeah it’s Red October
October 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i am STOKED, baby
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
PSA: if your product is a cut-in add during an inning, I am not going to buy your product
October 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
THE PHILLIES
October 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
gearing up for
October 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
if The Mighty Ducks 2 taught me anything, it’s that the streets of LA could heal the Phillies with some stickball before the game tonight
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM