phixated
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inflation has pushed grocery prices too high, but GMA advises to use ChatGPT to make a list.
welcome to the year of our scourge, 2026.
welcome to the year of our scourge, 2026.
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
inflation has pushed grocery prices too high, but GMA advises to use ChatGPT to make a list.
welcome to the year of our scourge, 2026.
welcome to the year of our scourge, 2026.
forgot to pack lunch
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
forgot to pack lunch
turned on the sixers and the raptors court design looks like one of those paper towel commercials where they unrealistically wipe a clean streak down the middle of the spill
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
turned on the sixers and the raptors court design looks like one of those paper towel commercials where they unrealistically wipe a clean streak down the middle of the spill
Jake Elliott, you cannot leave this score on the screen in this day and age you nincompoop. I cannot survive this.
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Jake Elliott, you cannot leave this score on the screen in this day and age you nincompoop. I cannot survive this.
Oregon is turning in a real CJF Penn State big game performance here
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Oregon is turning in a real CJF Penn State big game performance here
6abc’s “big story” is how much gas will cost after the US takes it from Venezuela.
…what?
…what?
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
6abc’s “big story” is how much gas will cost after the US takes it from Venezuela.
…what?
…what?
looking in the stay fresh drawer at the leftover meats and cheeses
December 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
looking in the stay fresh drawer at the leftover meats and cheeses
i mean no offense, but i do not understand puzzle families
i have been burdened with a puzzle for 3 days and i want to do a header off the betsy ross
i have been burdened with a puzzle for 3 days and i want to do a header off the betsy ross
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i mean no offense, but i do not understand puzzle families
i have been burdened with a puzzle for 3 days and i want to do a header off the betsy ross
i have been burdened with a puzzle for 3 days and i want to do a header off the betsy ross
when i tell spotify to play Christmas music and the first thing it plays is “hallelujah”
December 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
when i tell spotify to play Christmas music and the first thing it plays is “hallelujah”
i want donald duck to throw a chair across the floor like bobby knight
merry christmas from deck the balls or whatever the heck espn is doing
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i want donald duck to throw a chair across the floor like bobby knight
merry christmas from deck the balls or whatever the heck espn is doing
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
merry christmas from deck the balls or whatever the heck espn is doing
watching the eagles but thinking about the phillies
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
watching the eagles but thinking about the phillies
Just heard someone pronounce “latte” “luh-TAY” and my weekend is already on the brink
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just heard someone pronounce “latte” “luh-TAY” and my weekend is already on the brink
a disgrace that i had to see this trailer today, a the turkey day. pork always trying to steal thunder. bacon this, hamnet that. enough.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
a disgrace that i had to see this trailer today, a the turkey day. pork always trying to steal thunder. bacon this, hamnet that. enough.
Sesame Street freakin killing it at the parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sesame Street freakin killing it at the parade
calum scott in the macy’s parade. @garrettstubbs where r u 🕺
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
calum scott in the macy’s parade. @garrettstubbs where r u 🕺
watching the eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
watching the eagles
*laughs nervously* haha yeah, man. crazy.
Houston Texans genuinely gotta be the worst team name in the history of names. Just the laziest shit ever.
“And in today’s baseball game it’s the Toronto blue jays versus the New York New Yorkers”
“And in today’s baseball game it’s the Toronto blue jays versus the New York New Yorkers”
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
*laughs nervously* haha yeah, man. crazy.
no one is able to sell off their product in ways that their consumers hate better than Major League Baseball. ya gotta hand it to them.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
no one is able to sell off their product in ways that their consumers hate better than Major League Baseball. ya gotta hand it to them.
104.5 just played Two Princes a half-step up from the recording. you can’t do that. you cannot do that to me on a wednesday. i am already on edge.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
104.5 just played Two Princes a half-step up from the recording. you can’t do that. you cannot do that to me on a wednesday. i am already on edge.
some real “is CHEP a Brambles company?” stuff happening here
I would be letting my followers down if I didn’t let them know the battle for the Land-Grant Trophy is now part of the Big Ten Rivalry Series presented by Venmo
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
some real “is CHEP a Brambles company?” stuff happening here
