The Artist Currently Known As Phil
@philopher.bsky.social
Comedian, Pro wrestling personality, Friend to dogs and cats, Enemy of MAGA
Here is my undeniable proof* that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is the Antichrist and was responsible for 9/11!
Zohran had been 10 years old for 24 days when 9/11 happened. There are 10 Commandments, and the show "24" was all about terrorism.
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Zohran had been 10 years old for 24 days when 9/11 happened. There are 10 Commandments, and the show "24" was all about terrorism.
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November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Here is my undeniable proof* that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is the Antichrist and was responsible for 9/11!
Zohran had been 10 years old for 24 days when 9/11 happened. There are 10 Commandments, and the show "24" was all about terrorism.
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Zohran had been 10 years old for 24 days when 9/11 happened. There are 10 Commandments, and the show "24" was all about terrorism.
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@jimmykimmel.com should run for president, just because it would piss off Trump
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
@jimmykimmel.com should run for president, just because it would piss off Trump
“The radical left has done tremendous damage to the country”
"The MAGA Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them"
Only one of these is bad to say, apparently FREE @jimmykimmel.com !
"The MAGA Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them"
Only one of these is bad to say, apparently FREE @jimmykimmel.com !
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“The radical left has done tremendous damage to the country”
"The MAGA Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them"
Only one of these is bad to say, apparently FREE @jimmykimmel.com !
"The MAGA Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them"
Only one of these is bad to say, apparently FREE @jimmykimmel.com !
"Some hate can’t be negotiated out."
What's the solution? Sure, Kirk was a dick. Perhaps he was just playing a character, but anyway that's how he portrayed himself. He didn't need to be shot though.
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What's the solution? Sure, Kirk was a dick. Perhaps he was just playing a character, but anyway that's how he portrayed himself. He didn't need to be shot though.
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September 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"Some hate can’t be negotiated out."
What's the solution? Sure, Kirk was a dick. Perhaps he was just playing a character, but anyway that's how he portrayed himself. He didn't need to be shot though.
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What's the solution? Sure, Kirk was a dick. Perhaps he was just playing a character, but anyway that's how he portrayed himself. He didn't need to be shot though.
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If this really is the only "evidence" the roommate is trans, the entire investigative team needs to be replaced
The "evidence" the tabloid media has of the claim that Charlie Kirk's alleged shooter's alleged roommate is allegedly transgender is two-year-old TikTok video where the roommate used a filter to look like a female anime character. Trash media is trash.
September 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If this really is the only "evidence" the roommate is trans, the entire investigative team needs to be replaced
This is not the original, I had to fix it so the knights are labeled properly!
May 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is not the original, I had to fix it so the knights are labeled properly!
LIberty MUtual = Limu. Limu Emu. I just got that! @libertymutual.com
May 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
LIberty MUtual = Limu. Limu Emu. I just got that! @libertymutual.com
With so many bishops and Cardinals and priests in the Vatican right now, choir boys all over the world are probably sighing in relief.
May 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
With so many bishops and Cardinals and priests in the Vatican right now, choir boys all over the world are probably sighing in relief.
Reposted by The Artist Currently Known As Phil
I can't compete in the giant robot fight club because I was attacked by a hammock and a birdhouse.
It's just like the old Gypsy woman predicted!
It's just like the old Gypsy woman predicted!
March 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I can't compete in the giant robot fight club because I was attacked by a hammock and a birdhouse.
It's just like the old Gypsy woman predicted!
It's just like the old Gypsy woman predicted!
March 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Your source for all your #BuyNothingDay shopping needs!
AKA a joke that took WAY too long to set up because cafepress sucks.
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February 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Your source for all your #BuyNothingDay shopping needs!
AKA a joke that took WAY too long to set up because cafepress sucks.
www.cafepress.com/shop/BuyNoth...
AKA a joke that took WAY too long to set up because cafepress sucks.
www.cafepress.com/shop/BuyNoth...
Bianca is divorcing Kanye West. Kanye says he's surprised. "I did Nazi this coming".
February 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Bianca is divorcing Kanye West. Kanye says he's surprised. "I did Nazi this coming".
We now live in a world where a guy who's won two dozen Grammy Awards is selling a swastika t-shirt, and that's not in the top 10 dumbest things that's happened in the past week.
February 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We now live in a world where a guy who's won two dozen Grammy Awards is selling a swastika t-shirt, and that's not in the top 10 dumbest things that's happened in the past week.
2025 USA = 2000 WCW
February 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
2025 USA = 2000 WCW
I was so afraid that #dove commercial was going to be about safe driving and that little girl was going to get hit. #suoerbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I was so afraid that #dove commercial was going to be about safe driving and that little girl was going to get hit. #suoerbowl
WHO WILL BE CHAMP OF SUPER BALL LICK?
A. CITY CHIEFS OF KANSAS
B. EAGER PHILS OF DELPHIA
A. CITY CHIEFS OF KANSAS
B. EAGER PHILS OF DELPHIA
February 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
WHO WILL BE CHAMP OF SUPER BALL LICK?
A. CITY CHIEFS OF KANSAS
B. EAGER PHILS OF DELPHIA
A. CITY CHIEFS OF KANSAS
B. EAGER PHILS OF DELPHIA
Like the Bible says, "If thou fucks around, thou shalt find out"
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Like the Bible says, "If thou fucks around, thou shalt find out"
I just remembered, John Cena is one reason why I stopped watching wrestling.
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just remembered, John Cena is one reason why I stopped watching wrestling.