Phil Maise
@philmaise.bsky.social
nothing bad ever happens on social media
This starts and ends with the media. If they don't cover it as it is and let the White House craft the narrative, it doesn't much matter what the general public think
new from me this am for @zeteo.com
How We Grew Numb to Trump’s Calls for the Slaughter of Anyone He Wants
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How We Grew Numb to Trump’s Calls for the Slaughter of Anyone He Wants
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How We Grew Numb to Trump’s Calls for the Slaughter of Anyone He Wants
Is this what we’ve become, at this failing stage of the grand American democratic experiment?
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November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This starts and ends with the media. If they don't cover it as it is and let the White House craft the narrative, it doesn't much matter what the general public think
This is probably what I look like when our waiter brings me my mozzarella sticks
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is probably what I look like when our waiter brings me my mozzarella sticks
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BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave
These people are unhinged. What are you talking about
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
These people are unhinged. What are you talking about
I'd ask why Epstein talks in emails like a 14 year old boy but I know how he spent his time, so
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'd ask why Epstein talks in emails like a 14 year old boy but I know how he spent his time, so
It'd be funny if it weren't so blatantly obvious this was going to happen
Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It'd be funny if it weren't so blatantly obvious this was going to happen
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Putting the PIG into Porky Piggin'
A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Putting the PIG into Porky Piggin'
Imagine if Biden or Obama had made $4.5 billion during their terms doing anything, let alone on shady, untraceable pay-to-play schemes. My company won't give me a cost of living raise and our President is just siphoning dirty money freely and openly
Donald Trump's crypto corruption machine is whirring along at a stunning pace: defector.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump's Crypto Corruption Machine Is Whirring Along At A Stunning Pace | Defector
On Thursday, Donald Trump announced a presidential pardon of Binance founder Changpeng Zhao. Zhao, better known as CZ, pleaded guilty to money laundering charges in November 2023, then spent most of…
defector.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Imagine if Biden or Obama had made $4.5 billion during their terms doing anything, let alone on shady, untraceable pay-to-play schemes. My company won't give me a cost of living raise and our President is just siphoning dirty money freely and openly
There's always money for the shit they want and never for the things people need. It can't be any more obvious
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There's always money for the shit they want and never for the things people need. It can't be any more obvious
What is this guy talking about
Nothing he says here even begins to make sense
Nothing he says here even begins to make sense
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What is this guy talking about
Nothing he says here even begins to make sense
Nothing he says here even begins to make sense
When you normalize hate as policy, this is what happens
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
When you normalize hate as policy, this is what happens
i don't recall seeing ICE on any ballot
Stephen Miller claims that in Portland "ICE officers have to street battles against antifa, hand to hand combat every night, to come and go from their building"
October 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i don't recall seeing ICE on any ballot
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Doing a sober, serious-minded TV interview about Bari Weiss's appointment to head up CBS News in which I make evidence-based arguments but say her name in the Borat "very nice" voice every time I mention her.
October 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Doing a sober, serious-minded TV interview about Bari Weiss's appointment to head up CBS News in which I make evidence-based arguments but say her name in the Borat "very nice" voice every time I mention her.
I was told a whole bunch in the past month that I don't value human life and was cut out from lives for it. Wondering today what all those people think of this kind of rhetoric.
“You kill people and break things for a living” is one of the most insane sentences I’ve ever heard
Hegseth: "A few months ago I was at the White House when President Trump announced his liberation day for America's trade policy. It was a landmark day. Well, today is another liberation day. The liberation of America's warriors ... you kill people and break things for a living."
September 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I was told a whole bunch in the past month that I don't value human life and was cut out from lives for it. Wondering today what all those people think of this kind of rhetoric.
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asking ChatGPT if NVIDIA can save us from the rapture and it just sent me a picture of Jesus with huge tits
September 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
asking ChatGPT if NVIDIA can save us from the rapture and it just sent me a picture of Jesus with huge tits
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
i want to live in a world where i don't need to have nuance for everything, mostly because the bulk of the population cannot fathom having nuance nor do they want to learn how to live in that world
i'm exhausted
i'm exhausted
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i want to live in a world where i don't need to have nuance for everything, mostly because the bulk of the population cannot fathom having nuance nor do they want to learn how to live in that world
i'm exhausted
i'm exhausted
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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it's crazy that being like "how do i explain gay couples to my kids?" isn't an unthinkably embarrassing to say in 2025. it's actually incredibly easy to explain, that should be like indignantly saying "how am I supposed to explain to my kids where the sun goes at night? did a bird steal it?!"
August 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
it's crazy that being like "how do i explain gay couples to my kids?" isn't an unthinkably embarrassing to say in 2025. it's actually incredibly easy to explain, that should be like indignantly saying "how am I supposed to explain to my kids where the sun goes at night? did a bird steal it?!"
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"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
August 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but.
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
May 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but.
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
I am way late to this, but Billy Joel fuckin rocks. The dude, his music, his message. Just a "one of us" kinda guy, but also can freestyle Tchaikovsky
July 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I am way late to this, but Billy Joel fuckin rocks. The dude, his music, his message. Just a "one of us" kinda guy, but also can freestyle Tchaikovsky
you ever have a tweet or whatever you wish you'd thought of
Congratulations to Hulk Hogan on going a whole day without saying a slur
July 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
you ever have a tweet or whatever you wish you'd thought of