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Phil The Bucket
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Sub-.500 career record as a Little League coach. Braves, baseball, and Atlanta sports. Also musings on tech, marketing, culture, and other stuff.
Someone please explain why there are more state troopers on the field than players at the end of any SEC game
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
PUT JMU IN THE PLAYOFF YOU COWARDS
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Really good, solid take.

My $0.02? The best tech gift I’ve ever received is an Ember Mug. It’s a little luxury that I’d never buy for myself, it does exactly what it’s supposed to do, and the risk of data leakage is likely minor (I have my black coffee set to an ideal temp of 136°F).
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Your regular reminder that “Frozen 2” is a Thanksgiving movie
a small blue lizard from frozen is standing in a field of flowers .
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November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Isn’t Saab mainly known for its convertibles?
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Big fan of the multiple Serpentor tangents this week. If you are of the same age and mentality, I'd be willing to bet that every time you hear the phrase "rare earths" you think of the three catalytic elements that power the M.A.S.S. Device - red crystals, heavy water, and dust from a meteor.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
For the first time in, maybe, forever, I actually have a clear rooting interest for the CFP, and it is just flat out wrong that the committee keeps putting Tulane in instead of James Madison. Put the Dukes in, cowards!
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Wicked: For Good isn’t close to as good as Wicked, but Ariana Grande is spectacular, Jonathan Bailey is really great, Cynthia Erivo continues to be amazing, the stagings for “As Long As Your Mine” and “No Good Deed” are phenomenal, and yeah Chistery is badass.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is really good, and might I add “Frozen 2”? Quintessential Thanksgiving movie, and meets many of the characteristics.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Love when my Apple Watch tells me I have an outlier on my sleep metrics, and it turns out that "you slept more than usual."
a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying yay .
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November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My “we’re not Enron” t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
it's happening dot gif
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
*Chappell Roan voice*
H-O-T-T-O-V-Y
A reminder that getting Shota Imanaga back could wind up a very good thing.
Cubs Pitching Coach Tommy Hottovy Discusses Shota Imanaga’s Return
I suspect we’ll get a more complete reaction and assessment from the front office and the man, himself, in the weeks ahead, but I’m still interested in seeing Cubs pitching coach Tommy Hottovy’s take on Shota Imanaga returning to the Cubs on a one-year, $22 million deal. In short? He’s happy to have the veteran lefty back, and believes things could be bright once again in 2026. “I was pumped,” Hottovy told Cubs.com of the news, saying that he felt Imanaga and the Cubs were really close to getting him right physically and mechanically late in the year, but “we just ran out of time with the season.” The Cubs were trying to help him get his velocity back, but that may have cost him some in the way of execution. An offseason to get right will help. “He knew his stuff wasn’t quite where he wanted,” Hottovy said. “And one big thing for us, too, was we saw some underlying things in play there that we were trying to get ahead of – biometrically and from just underlying numbers …. He’s already been texting us. He feels like his arm slot and posture is back to where he felt like it was prior to the hamstring injury, which is a good sign. That means he’s trusting his lower body enough to get to those positions. That’s encouraging for us right now.” It can become a bit of a crutch to say that a guy’s midseason injury was the predicate for any and all ills that followed, both because you’re talking about the performance impacts of aging, and also you’re conceding that a physical issue CAN have a serious impact on results. That said, it isn’t hard to imagine that Imanaga’s hamstring injury impacted his velocity and mechanics in a way that not only sent him a little sideways upon his return, but also may have impacted his ability to sustain himself down the stretch. It may really help Imanaga and the Cubs to have a full offseason to reset. Then you’ve got a polished, experienced, veteran pitcher coming into 2026 with a lot of prove and a lot to pitch for. And it’s not like he hasn’t shown a whole lot of MLB-caliber ability in his two seasons with the Cubs. Another way of looking at this: https://t.co/WMoDJBtup8— Brad (@ballskwok) November 22, 2025
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November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm assembling a team ...
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My thoughts on Brady Anderson: he had the most Luke Perry-assed sideburns when that style was at its peak, so good on him I guess. He’s also who I claim my dog Brady was named after, even tho the family that gave him up him clearly named him after … well, you know.
Today's newsletter: The Nimmo-Semien trade, notable non-tenders, Brady Anderson to Anaheim, transactions, the latest Nuzziness, MTG's resignation, the narcs who run Ohio, and a glorious grocery store experience

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Cup of Coffee: November 24, 2025
A major trade, notable non-tenders, Brady Anderson to Anaheim, transactions, the latest Nuzziness, MTG's resignation, the Narcs who run Ohio, and a glorious grocery store experience
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November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This was my instant analysis as well. And as a Braves fan, I applaud it.
idk, seems like a terrible, and pointless trade by the Mets. Nimmo was solid for them, Semien’s been on the decline for years
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Kirk Cousins scrambling
a cartoon sloth is walking with a cane and wearing a green shirt .
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November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We already know how to speak whale and it doesn’t involve AI
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.

I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.

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November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
They not like us
They not like us
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Haynes King Heisman chances
superman is laying on the ground with the words super dead behind him .
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November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM