Paul
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Paul
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Happy Florence and the Machine new single release day to those who celebrate!

youtu.be/wRfet_VLbzU?...
Florence + The Machine - Sympathy Magic (Official Video)
YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO
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October 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I've lost 50 lbs since November and I don't feel like I see it most of the time, but anytime I wear clothes, it's so apparent. Whyyyyy does my brain refuse to see this on my body? 😩
July 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I had a dream last night I was pregnant, miserable, and panicking over how a baby would come out of me and NO ONE ELSE seemed to have a concern over this. HORRIFYING
July 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My plane was supposed to leave at 2:45 and has now been delayed to 3:50. I'm already about to turn into Liz Lemon in that episode of 30 Rock where her plane is stuck on the tarmac.
a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and her hair blowing in the wind .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and her hair blowing in the wind .
media.tenor.com
June 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Cannot reiterate enough: Clear Creek, anyone south of Switchyard, safe place, now. (7:34 pm)
May 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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*crab-walked
May 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
May 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm on a little staycation roughly an hour away from home. I went out for dinner and drinks at separate places and I have run into the most random people I haven't seen in at least a decade I wouldn't have guessed I'd ever run into. Life is so weird sometimes.
May 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Pope from Chicago
All things go, all things go
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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In grad seminar yesterday, we were talking about legacy being planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.
Then this story wrecked me...
May 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The best boy ever, Archer, passed on November 4th. I just tonight got the nerve to finally take down his crate and put away his blankets. I'll miss you little buddy. I still think about you daily.
April 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Almost all NOAA Research websites that rely on cloud services - including Amazon, Google and WordPress - are poised to disappear at midnight ET Saturday after a contract was targeted for "early termination." Labs may also feel the effects.

Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):
US Weather Agency Websites to Vanish Under Planned Contract Cuts
The US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Agency is poised to eliminate most websites tied to its research division under plans for the cancellation of a cloud web services contract, a move that could s...
www.bloomberg.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Corporate life is planning for a meeting for weeks only to have one of the key people be like "hey, I'm out sick today. Can we reschedule?" And the next available date is like, 4 weeks away...
March 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Homicide by an abusive partner is the leading cause of death for pregnant women in the U.S. – and researchers are gutted by the sudden cuts.
Trump Pulls Research Funding To Protect Pregnant Women From Domestic Violence, Citing ‘DEI’
Homicide by an abusive partner is the leading cause of death for pregnant women in the U.S. – and researchers are gutted by the sudden cuts.
www.huffpost.com
March 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I'm years late to the party but the newest Batman movie was SURPRISINGLY good!
March 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Finally got around to using the fire pit for the first time and the flames with the provided pellets are stupid strong
March 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I haven't had much to say lately but here's a pic of my dog
February 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I asked my boss to take a picture of me while at work for a passport renewal since we may be going to Germany for work soon. He took the photo and...dear reader, I can't express this enough. I look ROUGH today. We will not be using this photo.
February 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hey all, thinking about setting up some time tonight to meet up and scream into the void until I lose my voice. Hit me up if you'd like to join! ❤️
February 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A recruiter reached out to me and wanted to speak as a company was interested in me. We spoke about the role and I was open to speaking more. Then I got a rejection email from them. Like bruh, you sought me out then rejected me? You wasted your own time here, buddy....
January 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Whoever said the phrase, "The horrors persist, but so do I" clearly never could have foresaw this week because I'm BARELY persisting
January 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Today's a very "I feel stuck professionally" kind of day. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
January 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM