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me: why does the top of my scalp feel so dry. ugh. maybe i need a new shampoo?
also me in the shower: how long will it take for my brain to liquefy if i stand directly underneath this pressurized downpour of 6000 degree water
also me in the shower: how long will it take for my brain to liquefy if i stand directly underneath this pressurized downpour of 6000 degree water
rewatching the 2018 national football championship just to feel something
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
rewatching the 2018 national football championship just to feel something
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brother I've smoked so much weed I'm feeling like the horse doing the kicking
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
brother I've smoked so much weed I'm feeling like the horse doing the kicking
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movies do not stay in theaters long enough and i am livid about it
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
movies do not stay in theaters long enough and i am livid about it
i know this is like a joke people make or whatever but i swear to god i think my upstairs neighbor literally rearranges his furniture on a weekly basis and throws heavy objects at the floor on a daily one
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i know this is like a joke people make or whatever but i swear to god i think my upstairs neighbor literally rearranges his furniture on a weekly basis and throws heavy objects at the floor on a daily one
should i get into substack? not totally sure how it works but i've been hearing some Buzz about it lately
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
should i get into substack? not totally sure how it works but i've been hearing some Buzz about it lately
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its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
October 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
listen i know it's alabama but having to scroll down past so much football stuff on @al.com to find coverage of a huge political rally is kind of messed up!
October 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
listen i know it's alabama but having to scroll down past so much football stuff on @al.com to find coverage of a huge political rally is kind of messed up!
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I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.
Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
October 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.
absolutely miserable every time i have to order something online instead of going to a store and buying it. i don't want to sign in. i don't want to put in my email, phone number, and debit card information. i don't want to pay for shipping. i don't want to prove i'm human. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
absolutely miserable every time i have to order something online instead of going to a store and buying it. i don't want to sign in. i don't want to put in my email, phone number, and debit card information. i don't want to pay for shipping. i don't want to prove i'm human. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
incredible writing here, holy shit. hits on a *lot* of what i've been feeling and thinking the last few days
i wrote about The Life of a Showgirl
No good art comes from greed: defector.com/taylor-swift...
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
incredible writing here, holy shit. hits on a *lot* of what i've been feeling and thinking the last few days
off the top of my head--
suzanne (songs of leonard cohen)
american idiot (american idiot)
state of the union (siren song of the counter-culture)
and probably every opening track from the distillers but especially sick of it all and drain the blood
suzanne (songs of leonard cohen)
american idiot (american idiot)
state of the union (siren song of the counter-culture)
and probably every opening track from the distillers but especially sick of it all and drain the blood
What are some opening tracks to albums that make you certain that the rest of the album is going to be great?
October 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
off the top of my head--
suzanne (songs of leonard cohen)
american idiot (american idiot)
state of the union (siren song of the counter-culture)
and probably every opening track from the distillers but especially sick of it all and drain the blood
suzanne (songs of leonard cohen)
american idiot (american idiot)
state of the union (siren song of the counter-culture)
and probably every opening track from the distillers but especially sick of it all and drain the blood
this show is crazy. one fight against one guy lasted three episodes. i love it here
might fuck around and start watching naruto
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
this show is crazy. one fight against one guy lasted three episodes. i love it here
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
i probably think about disco elysium every single day
September 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i probably think about disco elysium every single day
i am once again asking whether anyone actually thinks tea tastes like anything or if it's all a big prank on me. every time i try making tea what i end up with is hot bland water
September 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i am once again asking whether anyone actually thinks tea tastes like anything or if it's all a big prank on me. every time i try making tea what i end up with is hot bland water
approximately 10.2 million shows and movies i want to see but i physically cannot stop myself from re-watching the west wing over and over
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
approximately 10.2 million shows and movies i want to see but i physically cannot stop myself from re-watching the west wing over and over
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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
might fuck around and start watching naruto
September 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
might fuck around and start watching naruto
it's 7:10 and the 7 o'clock movie has not started. why is amc going out of their way to lie to me
September 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
it's 7:10 and the 7 o'clock movie has not started. why is amc going out of their way to lie to me
this is so me-coded
Area Man Has Sad Little Routine For When He Needs Cheering Up https://theonion.com/area-man-has-sad-little-routine-for-when-he-needs-cheer-1819569359/
September 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
this is so me-coded
made my soup too spicy :( life is so hard :(
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
made my soup too spicy :( life is so hard :(
"popular birmingham restaurant" is such a weird way to describe p.f. chang's
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/09/popular-birmingham-restaurant-must-pay-80000-for-denying-job-applicant-religious-accommodation-eeoc-says.html
The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) announced the settlement Monday.
The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) announced the settlement Monday.
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"popular birmingham restaurant" is such a weird way to describe p.f. chang's
bought more groceries today. i don't want to talk about it
how did i just spend a hundred and twenty-five dollars on groceries for just me (and quinlan). i barely eat anything what the fuck
September 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
bought more groceries today. i don't want to talk about it